StateHuman Stories (and Oneshots)

Headcanons Pt 3

- Alabama does in fact not have any kind of romantic relationships with his siblings
- Down in Ohio swag like Ohio
- Wisconsin does love cheese, preferably cheddar but any will do
- Illinois is "head of shitty nicknames" according to everyone
- All the states are mostly fluent in all of the languages (besides English) of their largest communities (ex. Texas, Spanish)
- Maryland has a habit of eavesdropping and occasionally breaking the fourth wall
- Delaware is the oldest, but all but one of his siblings are taller than him
- The states do very well in their own climates, and have a hard time in others. Hawaii, for example, would have a perfectly fine time somewhere similar to her land but freeze half to death in the state of Maine during winter. On the other side, Maine would be just fine in a place like Washington, but she'd be sweating balls during Florida's summers. The seasons do affect this a lot, but I'm not gonna get into it.

(if any of you dirty minded people say one word i will defenestrate you)