"For if we live, we live to the Lord, and if we die, we die to the Lord. So then, whether we live or whether we die, we are the Lord's.
But your mom
is mine."
-Jesus probably
Before we start the video, please see that only 2% of Christians or god simps or whatever have subscribed. Hi guys Jesus here today we will be praising the lord, the almighty, the supreme, JOD BURGUR. Hail to thee, blithe spirit, scrumptious consumable of the heavens. The finest of all of god's creations, who got bored, killed god and became god 2. Now we must bask in the holy glory of thy greatness, bird(ger. birdger) thou never wert. Kneel to the highest of all beings, the progenitor of all ecstasy in the universe, and the guy who invented flavoured condoms. BTW guys i know i haven't uploaded since like 30 CE but sorry I got crucified or something. Please make sure to like and subscribe to Jesus Gaming, and my second channel, Top Ten Things I Want To Put In Sexrya for more. Huge shoutout to Percy bitch Shelley or whoever for helping me with this video and to my editor St. Peter.
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Jod Burgur in all its almighty resplendence, photo taken by St. Circuitzz
