Bible 2: RETURN OF THE JESUS

Le Shapolean

Napoleon had lived many, many years alone. He was born but a centimetre tall, and shamed for it his whole life. Even now, he is just shy of an inch. He tried to assert dominance by conquering countries, yet the shame would never dissipate, that was, until the moment he met Shlok. A meek maid in Hades' dark castle, a short man, who seemed to light up each and every dark room he was in. Napoleon no longer felt comfort in Hades' cold embrace because he could smell the other Hawaiian Barbeque flavoured men's cologne on Hades' lime green overpriced suit. During his lifetime, Napoleon's wife left him for another man and now, even in the afterlife he couldn't seek love and kept getting replaced by men with an outrageous cologne collection and a couple more inches in their height.

Shlok was a millimetre shorter than napoleon, yet that millimetre meant the world to him. He was kind, and related to Napoleon's issues, and boosted his lime green self esteem to a lot higher than his height.

Yet one day, as the pair lamented over their height together, Shlok placed his hand on Napoleon's thigh, and batted his one lime green eyelash at him seductively.

"Napoleon, we've known each other for a short while, but I have fallen for you from a height over a billion times my own. You make me feel complete and less short, and although you are the conqueror of countries, I want to conquer your salmon pink bussy."

Napoleon was shocked. He never thought someone like Shlok would ever fall for a man like him. Even though he had spent ages fantasising about this moment, now that it was actually happening, he didn't know what to do.

Luckily, Shlok took the lead. He knelt down between Napoleon's legs, and undid his button with his teeth, revealing his nanometer-long cock. He took it into his mouth, and Napoleon moaned, loving the feeling but rapidly approaching his orgasm.

"Shlok, stop," he whined desperately, "I want to cum with you inside me".

Shlok complied, pulling Napoleon's lime green pants down further to reveal his puckered and salmon pink Napoleussy. He inserted his fingers inside his salmon pink hole, relishing the feeling of Napoleon tugging at his lime green hair. He moved deeper, adding more fingers, until he had his whole fist inside it. He decided Napoleon was ready, and undid his zipper, revealing his centimetre-long lime green cock. It was half the height of his body, and his greatest pride. He bent Napoleon over the further maths textbook(Cambridge international AS & A level, Lee Mckelvey and Martin Crozier), prodding his tip at the salmon pink Napoleussy.

"It's too big, it wont fit!!", Napoleon moaned, terrified and in awe at the lime green cock behind him. His feet were barely touching the floor, and the gorgeous, lime green cock would surely penetrate until his stomach. "Don't worry, I'll make it fit", Shlok said confidently, and pierced Napoleon with one swift stroke. This sensation was too much for both of them, and they instantly came, splattering lime green and salmon pink cum all over the continuous random variables chapter. However, between them, there were no variables.

Tired from their activities, they lay down between the pages, and Shlok tucked Napoleon in with one, like a blanket. They were sore and exhausted, but they were together, sticky and lime green, and that's all that mattered to them <3.