A/N: Book: The darkest night!, Chapter: He is set on this!
I really shouldn't be laughing about what I just read but I couldn't help it. Plus me being in class didn't make it any better but the thought about me being this sassy and persistant to actually end my life to the point of not carrying to who I was chatting was just hilarious. Then the fact adds up that this was actually a hero group chat and by the names I could only guess it was UA's teacher as well.
Chucky Cheese demon...
First it was psycho mickey mouse and not that...
Gosh these names are hilarious.
Can't believe I was this bold and just straight up said give me poison....
This is really way too good!
Damn it...
I should stop laughing but I can't
This is ridiculous.
I would never kill myself.
I mean there was a time I was close but I wouldn't.
Live is too precious!
While I couldn't hold it back and started laughing soo hard, Mic stopped his lesson and came over to me. It was really a bad sign. Not only was he scolding me but this teacher was one of the teachers currious enough not to let me get away with this.
Mic: So Midoriya you wanna explain why you laughing this hard?
Me: Nope.
Mic: Why are you even on the phone in my lessons.
Me: Because I am good enough in english.
Mic: Oh really?
Oh this was a bad decision to answer him like that but oh well, what is done is done. He started asking me questions in english and pestering me about what we did. I wasn't dumb and my enlgish was really better than the usual people in class so I managed to make him sweatdrop.
Mic: So now tell me what was so funny or I will take your phone.
Me: You may try...
That was definitelly not the right answere because while I said this, I also made him a bit angry and honestly it was just fun.
I will never give this phone to ya!
I would rather jump out of the window with it and run!
Try catching me then!
Mic: Alright, go to the teachers office and report to your homeroom teacher Aizawa then.
Me: Alright.
With that, I stood up and left the class. This was the first time I needed to leave class and see my homeroom teacher but this was really worth it. Plus I knew I deserved this one after challenging Mic in english class.
On my way to the teachers office, the phone went off again and so I stopped midtrack to continue reading while still snickering from the last couple of messages I saw.
Class 1A group chat:
Todoroki: I got a problem here.
NuclearSpike: What the hell you want Half'nHalf?
Todoroki: How about how to deal with someone vomiting their guts out for half an hour now?
NuclearSpike: Who Motherfucker?!
Todoroki: Izuku. That's why he isn't online. I saw him drink something and after that ran straight to the bathroom and started throwing up. He still is...
HolyCreator: Can you find the bottle of what he drunk?
Todoroki: Can you go in the kitchen? There is a wine glass on the counter. He drank from that.
HolyCreator: The one on the counter next to the fridge?
Todoroki: No, the one next to the microwave.
HolyCreator: ...
HolyCreator: THERE'S DRAIN REMOVER IN IT!
Todoroki: Explains his reaction right now but what do we do? What do I do? He also feels slightly hot on the touch.
FlashyFlash: Call Aizawa Mon Ami~
Todoroki: @Aizawa-sensei ! Help!
Aizawa-Sensei came online
Aizawa-Sensei: What?
Aizawa-Sensei: ... Recovery girl.
Todoroki: So should I bring him there or what now?
Aizawa-Sensei: No I am coming with a bucket.
Aizawa-Sensei: If I get yelled at I swear...
Mina: Yelled at by who?
Aizawa-Sensei: RG...
Mina: Why?
Aizawa-Sensei: Reasons.
Todoroki: So he is okay? Will be?
Aizawa-Sensei: Yes I am outside of her office now...*sigh*
Denki: Why would he do that?
Aizawa-Sensei: I don't know...
Todoroki: Bakugo!
NuclearSpike: WHAT YOU EXTRA?!
Uraraka: What did you do?
NuclearSpike: NOTHING FLOATY BITCH
Uraraka:You sure this ain't of your stupid advices to him?
Uraraka: Also did you just call me bitch you rabid dog.
NuclearSpike: I DID DUMBASS. OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN HOW TO READ?
NuclearSpike: I ain't done shit! Recently...
Iida: What about back then?
NuclearSpike: BACK THEN WHEN?
Iida: When you gave the first advice! That then.
NuclearSpike: BACK THEN WAS MONTHS AGO!
Iida: And do you have an explanation for what he is doing now? 🧐
NuclearSpike: FUCK! I TOLD HIM TO SWAN DIVE OKAY?
Jiro: We know that already but is there more?
NuclearSpike: NO!
Todoroki: On that topic how is he?
Aizawa: He is fine. RG stabilized him...*sigh* me time
Momo: Let's get a childproof doors to the cleaning stuff
TapedSpidey: Did you really just refer to Midoriya as a child...
Momo: No. All I said is that that stuff is just damn hard to open.
PhantomMenace: What if he does open it?
Momo: We have a support course. They should be able to come up with something or you want him to get these things in their hands?
ETGotNothingOnME: Would rather not. What do we do now?
Todoroki: Good question..
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