How great this would be...

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A/N: Book: Suicidal, ME? NO, NEVER! , Chapter:Not even god can help the kidnappers!

Me: What did we just read?

Hound Dog: Not sure...

Me: Was this Aizawa and Nezu?

Hound Dog: That one sounded like Nezu.

Me: And that one was definitelly Bakugo.

Hound Dog: So you telling me Bakugo got sued?

Me: He deserved that one. Their claims were not unreasonable.

Hound Dog: WAIT WHAT!

Oh please...

Don't tell me suicide batings are not normal.

Come on everyone gets them from time to time.

Plus I was quirkless once.

Me: Not that unsual. You know the secret behind my quirk.

Hound Dog: I tend to forget it.

Me: Really?

Hound Dog: Yes and he really did tell you to die?

Me: I quote: Take a swan dive and pray for a quirk in yournext life.

Hound Dog: Shit, I am getting him responsible for that.

Me: Thanks...

This was really refreshing to see someone who was actually on my side. We both we staring at the phone while I could tell by the shaking hands of the councler that he was definitelly not liking what he just read one bit. Meanwhile I was just thinking how great this would have been in real life.

Bakugo behind bars....

Sounds about right after all he did.

I wonder if that would really happened what would Bakugo be like.

Maybe his spicy Dandelion attitude of a Pomeranian would have be gone...

Sounds wrong to me.

But would definitelly be epic.

Gosh, I really would have loved Nezu to close up that school.

How much I suffered there...

Nearly all my scars are from that school...

Whelp, life is life.

Can't change it now but the thought is nice.

OHO!

It starting again this soon...

Shit...smoke...

My phone will not survive this for much longer.

Group Chat:

CinnamonRoll: We have your child. If you want him alive then I suggest cooperating with us.

Dadzawa: you choose the wrong kid to kidnap!

Dadzawa went offline

UAratGOD: What is that you are after? Information, Money, Fame or just because it's fun?

CinnamonRoll: Information.

UAratGOD: What would you like to know?

CinnamonRoll: Where is the number 1 hero All Might.

Hawks: Hate to break it to you but I am the new number 1 hero.

CinnamonRoll: That can't be!

Hawks: It is!

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