~Cuphead Oneshots~

-Flowers-

Cuphead: Gee Mugman I sure am pretty bored!!
Mugman: I know I know, hey how about we go outside?
Cuphead: But we've pretty much already explored everywhere!
Mugman: Come onnnn, we might find something new!!
Cuphead: *sigh* alright 🙄

Mugman pulled Cuphead by his arm and went outside.
Cuphead: Well then where should we go then?
Mugman: How about there!
Mugman pointed to a part of the forest surrounding their small cottage.
Cuphead: Alright lets go I guess!

They both adventured through the forest finding berry bushes, ant hills, bird nests and nothing else new.

Cuphead: Well then lets go back then.
Cuphead started to walk back when Mugman pulled his arm back.
Mugman: Wait wait! Look at this cool flower!!
Cuphead: oh wowww a flower, just take the flower and let's go Mugman, we didn't even tell Elder kettle that we're going out to the forest.
Mugman: Ok ok calm downnn, I'll take the flower and we'll leave!

Mugman: This flower is so pretty!
Cuphead: Well I gotta admit it sure does look quite nice :D
While they both were walking back to their cottage through the forest small vines started to grow on the ground almost like attempting to cover their legs without them noticing.

Mugman: Gosh Cuphead I think something bit me on my legs, ouch!
Cuphead: Same here Mugsy!
When they both look down they realized that nothing actually bit their legs it was sharp pointy vines attempting to get them.

Cuphead: What in the world?!
Angry heavy panting could be heard behind the two brothers.
Mugman: Cuphead, what's that noise?
They both slowly turned around to see an angry big flower looking down at them in not a friendly way.

Cagney: If I were you I would give back that flower you stole!
Cuphead: No wayyy, finders keepers!
Then he stuck out his tounge and blew a raspberry at the now even more angry flower.
Mugman: Um Cuphead I don't think that was a go-
Suddenly massive pointy vines had sprouted from the ground that moved towards the two brothers that were now in even more trouble.

Cuphead: RUNNNNN!!!!
They both had ripped off the vines that were tangled all around their legs and shoes, while running more vines had sprouted in their way. They hurried and hurried throughout the forest to get back to their house but the more the vines the more it was harder to get out.

Finally after some time of running and dodging spikey vines they came back home slamming the door shut.

Cuphead: Oh m-my *gasp* gosh *panting* I-i d-dont th-think we can g-go back ou-outside *gasp* again fo-for a whi-while.
Mugman: Y-you sa-said it Cu-cuphead!!
Mugman then realized that he still had the precious flower he picked from the ground.

Cuphead: HE GRAZED OUR LEGS FROM HIS DUMB VINES GRRRR
Cuphead starts shouting and his legs shake due to the pain.
Mugman: I kinda feel guilty for taking that flower to be honest Cuphead...
Cuphead: No way! That crazy flower just tried to KILL us, for what some silly flower?!
Mugman: It's not silly! It's actually a VERY pretty flower! HMP
Cuphead: The only thing you should be worried about is your legs, HE LITERALLY TRIED TO KILL US BUT GRAZED OUR LEGS!!!, Gahhhh I'm gonna dieeeee!!!

Cuphead waddles over to the sofa and dramatically falls face flat onto the sofa, dramatically complaining of how he's gonna die slowly of an infection.
Mugman: Your not gonna die calm down, drama queen 🙄🙄.
Mugman goes to get a flower pot and soil to put his flower in while still feeling guilty about the flower and thinking that he should give it back.
He also goes to get some disinfection wipes for his and Cuphead's legs.

Mugman: Here you go! :D
Cuphead: Gahhhh I'm dyinggggg you cannn onlyyy wipe my legs and save meeee......
Mugman: Whatever I'm going upstairs with my cool flower!!
He waddled upstairs to water his new flower while Cuphead fell asleep on the sofa.
He had a nightmare about poisoned plants and large spiky vines that were chasing him down a dark deep forest.

Cuphead: OMG JESUS THAT NIGHTMARE OH MY- Wait what's that outside??
Cuphead heard laughter and talking outside his cottage.
Cuphead: What the??
Cuphead stumbled outside to see Mugman and the Flower watering plants and talking together.

Cuphead: OH MY GOD MUGMAN HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU WATCH OUT!!
Mugman and the large flower both looked at each other and then looked at Cuphead and burst out laughing.
Flower: Listen I wasn't you going to kill you, it was just my way of saying I would like to have my flower back!
Mugman: Since you two haven't officially met each other, Cagney this is my dumb but loveable brother, Cuphead and Cuphead this is Cagney!!

Cagney: Hey C-Head how about you plant some flowers with me?
Cuphead: C-head?? Ok sure I guess..
Cagney: Brilliant! What flower seeds would you like? Blue-Bell? Rose? Orrrr sunflower?
Cuphead: uhhhhhhh the rose I think?
Cuphead didn't have any idea how to work with plant seeds and flowers the only flower he knew was a rose, but even though he knew what a rose was he still had no idea how to take care of a flower.

Cagney: Alright! Here you go, have this pot, some water and soil!
Cagney handed Cuphead the tools to plant the flower and of course Cuphead being Cuphead he sorta messed up.
He put all the water at the bottom of the pot with the seed as well and put half of the soil and mixed it all up with his hand.

Mugman: Um Cuphead you really don't know what to do... Do you?
Mugman gave Cuphead a concerned look while Cagney was quite flabbergasted.
Cagney: No no NO that's not how you do it?! Wow you sure are haha DUMB!!
Cagney had formed spikes on him and around him.
Mugman: Hey Cagney take it easyyy, sure he's dumb BUT I can help him haha...

Cagney: Oh well then alright!!
Mugman attempted to save Cuphead's seed but someone had succeed, and he did everything by himself since he couldn't be bothered explaining to his dumb brother.
Mugman: There we go!! See seems easy enough, right Cuphead?
Cuphead: Well I guess I could try..

Cuphead copied what his brother did and somehow actually did it right!
Cagney: Well there we go that's better!
Elder Kettle comes outside to see what was all the drama about, and stared at Cagney.
Elder Kettle: Now who's this boys?
Mugman: This is my new friend, Cagney!! He loves plants especially flowers!! :D
Elder Kettle: Planting ey? How about I pay you to water my plants once in a while?

Cagney: Pay? Hahaha I don't mind doing it for free!
Elder Kettle: Well thanks! Now my back won't hurt so badly anymore!

Next day

Mugman woke up on his bed and suddenly remembered his flowers outside. Cuphead was still sound asleep not giving a care in the world.
Mugman: Cuphead get up let's go see our plants!!
Cuphead: *yawnnn* huh what plants... OHHHH those plants!!
They quickly got dressed and ran outside to see that all the plants had sprouted a small tiny seedling.

Mugman: OMG OMG LOOK CUPHEAD!! SEEDLINGSSS!!! :DD
Cuphead: Woohoo!!