He keeps finding me

1.6

While Jay had things like food, water, and games, he found to keep a good mood. Noah concentrated on getting some supplies for the ladies, meaning a tampon here or a pad there. He also took some medication, like painkillers. Some backpacks even had vitamins and powerbanks, and one even had a pack of cigarettes. Noah didn't know why he would need that but packed it up anyway. On the way back, it also reminded him of a little conversation before they walked out of the last room...

Jay always had a funny glance whenever Noah picked up anything period-related.
And after the sixth backpack, he couldn't hold back anymore, "Noah are you possibly... a girl? If not, why do you pick that stuff up?"
Noah could only roll his eyes, "No, but I am being considered. It's been three months, do you know how much period the product all four of them use?"
Jay chuckled, "Noah, listen in all of the three months that we've been together, I have never even seen them use any of that stuff. Meaning maybe they just turned their period off because of the ultimate threat by the zombies." Noah looked at Jay and saw that Jay really seemed to believe that. And worse, he really thought it was Noah who didn't think of this.
Noah just stood up, walked to Jay, laid his hand on the right shoulder of Jay, "That was the most stupid sentence that has EVER, come out of anyone's mouth. Did you have Biology? Then you would know that girls and women get them every month, the only exception would be if they take antibiotics, they're pregnant, and in some cases if they are really sick. Next, you want to tell me women can choose not to be pregnant by not wanting the baby anymore."

Shaking his head, he walked out of the classroom since he searched his last bag in there. After a while, Jay came out too.
He walked to Noah with a wide grin, "That last sentence was a joke, right? I mean, ducks can also choose they don't want the baby anymore, so why couldn't women do it? See, now I am smarter than you." Jay patted Noah on the shoulder and walked by. Noah was perplexed how someone could be that stupid. He knew he needed to talk to the girls so they could talk with him, and educate some very bad media influence.
'How the hell does he think ducks are the same as humans? That's a whole different species?' He thought to himself as he began to catch up behind him...

Thinking of this, they finally reached the headquarters, where everyone else was already waiting.
Jay walked inside and announced, amused, "Noah just wanted to tell me women can't decide if they want a baby or not. Even though we all know that women can do it like ducks do. If they don't want it, they can just decide in their body not to have it." He laughed and expected the others to laugh too, but when he realized no one was laughing with him, he stopped.
Noah walked up behind him, pat him on the shoulder, and said, "It was not without reason that I was sarcastic with the last sentence."
He walked by Jay and went to the girls, with a puppy smile he put the period products on the table near them, "Here I thought you might need this, and maybe you should educate Jay a bit more. He thought that a period could be switched on and off." He chuckled and curled his eyes, which made the whole person more cheerful and sunny. Cindy and Lea first looked at each other, and then at Jay, they both felt a little warm. Since everything broke out, especially with the shortage of everything, they always cracked their heads on what to use. Seeing that Noah was thinking of that made him look better.

Cindy thanked him and talked with him a bit about what he found, while Lea was interested in what Noah said.
She walked to Jay and began to laugh, "So let me get this straight, you not only compared the human body to that of a duck. Which is not even the same species in terms of biology. Do you even say that the period can be switched off?"
Even Zenix and Ben had to laugh, Ben chuckled, "Dude were you even in class? Where were you? Getting chalk?"
Zenix was wiggling with his eyebrows and said, "More like getting it on with that transfer student, you know I think her name was Leonie... The girl from Germany."
Ben thought about it and looked enlightening at Zenix, "Right, after class, he said he didn't need to know since he was going to experience biology firsthand, and we were confused. You know, since we ended up talking about the period, he probably only listened when we talked about how babies were made and not actually why a baby can be made."
Lea smirked at that and seemed to remember that lesson, "Still I don't seem to remember Mrs. Fauna saying something about pregnant ducks."