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Jack: You f*ckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Jupiter, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Jack: BLOCKED.

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Jack: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Jupiter:
Jupiter: Jack, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Jack: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Jack: Hey Morrigan can I get a sip of your water?
Morrigan: It's not water.
Jack: Vodka, I like your style!
Morrigan: It's vinegar.
Jack: Wh-Wha-
Morrigan: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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Jack: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Jupiter, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Hawthorne: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Morrigan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

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Jupiter: Okay, truth or dare?
Morrigan: Truth
Jupiter: How many hours have you slept this week?
Morrigan:
Morrigan: ...Dare
Jupiter: Go to bed.
Morrigan: I don’t like this game.

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Jack: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Morrigan: Oh, you’ve been?
Jack: Once. In Monopoly.

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Lol, this was made using an incorrect quote generator I found online, hope you all loved it!

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