Nevermoor One-Shots [COMPLETED]

more incorrect quotes

Morrigan: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Jack: You mean literally or figuratively?
Morrigan: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Morrigan: Top 30 reasons why Morrigan is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Jack: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR F♧CKING ♧SS RIGHT NOW!!!

Morrigan: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Jack: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Morrigan: Absolutely not.

Morrigan: Am I in trouble?
Jack: Take a guess.
Morrigan: No?
Jack: Take another guess.

Morrigan: I’m going to take you out
Jack: great, it’s a date!
Morrigan: I meant that as a threat.
Jack: See you at five!

Morrigan: I turned out perfectly fine!
Jack: Morrigan, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Morrigan: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Morrigan: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Jack: Wednesay
Morrigan: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Morrigan: Am I going too far?
Jack: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Morrigan: *Accidentally hits Jack in the face*
Morrigan: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m f♧cking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Morrigan: ARE YOU F♧CKING SORRY?!
Jack: What’s wrong with you?!

Morrigan: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Jack: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the d@mn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Morrigan: I can explain.
Jack: Can you?
Morrigan: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Morrigan: How petty can you get?
Jack: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Morrigan: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Jack: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Morrigan: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

Lol hope you enjoyed!