Texas Guys ep. 9- "Say it Isn't True"

Chapter 8

At home, Gerard and Penelope found Lisa in the family room.

"Hey, guys. What's up?" said Lisa.

"The jig" said Penelope.

"Yes, Lisa, we know the truth" said Gerard.

"Okay. So my hair needs a little help with the coloring given my age. It ain't a crime" said Lisa.

"I'll tell you what's a crime. Being an alien spy from outer space! Actually, I don't know if it's a crime, but it's still not good!" said Gerard.

"Admit it or else" said Penelope.

"Penelope, honey, I am not an alien. I put my pants on one tentacle at a time just like everyone else" said Lisa.

"Tentacle?" said Penelope.

"Did I say that out loud? Gleep Glorp!" said Lisa.

"I knew it!" said Penelope.

"So now you know! What do you plan on doing about it, earth scum?"

"Well, there's no need for name calling" said Penelope.

"We're going to stop you, you evil alien type space thing!" said Gerard.

Lisa swiped out a weapon and appeared to freeze Gerard.

"Now you've been caught in my freeze ray! You pathetic humans can't stop me!" she said.

"Who are you calling human? Newsflash: I'm also an alien, sent to earth as a baby from the planet Fralti 1138" said Penelope.

"Nice try, Penelope; now let's stop playing games and have a little chat about respecting people's privacy" said Lisa.

"We can chat on the mother ship after I destroy this planet!" said Penelope.

She floated up and took off her dress to reveal a purple body with claws!

"Don't probe us! Please!" said Lisa.

"Suckers!" said Penelope.

"She's got suckers?" said Lisa.

"She's gonna suck our faces off!" Gerard sobbed.

"I meant you guys are suckers. I'm not an alien" said Penelope.

"You're not?" said Gerard.

"Then how do you explain the way you look right now?" Lisa cried.

"Well, after I saw your lame finger slurping trick, I realized you and Daddy were punking me. So I went into Newton and Dudley's wardrobe trunk and found this costume" Penelope explained.

"So you can manage to set up this whole elaborate scam, but you can't manage to hang up your coat?" said Gerard.

"Weird, huh?" said Penelope.

"So much for teaching you a lesson" said Lisa.

"I know. I never should have read your diary. I'm really sorry, Mom" said Penelope. 

"I accept your apology, but promise you'll never do it again"

"I promise"

"Do you swear on your life?"

"I swear on my life"