Caesar and Joseph pull up late to the school and start running for the doors, as they walk into the school they are petrified by the chaos. A bunch of people appear to be passed out on the ground and they see the principal, and Mr. Ackerman talks to Jotaro and Kakyoin.. Caesar, being very confused, says to Joseph.
"Maybe it was a good thing, we were late . . ?"
Joseph walks up to Jotaro and goes
"What the FUCK happened here 😨
Jotaro turned to look at Joseph and said
"Some god awful freshmen jumped me with a minigun, I don't know why they did it, but they did. Luckily the bullets were fake and the people hit with them were just knocked unconscious."
In this universe the joestars are all cousins. Don't ask. They're not ducks.
Mr. Ackerman still standing there goes,
"You two should already be in class, why are you here late?"
Caesar looks the Ackerman dead in the eyes, and puts his hand on Joseph's shoulder and says.
"This little bitch was crying because he fell face first onto the dirty floor because he slipped and didn't want to clean his room."
Mr Ackerman gave a disgusted glare to Joseph and stated aggressively
"Go to class, you two are late on your first day of school, and you Joseph, clean your damn room."
Caesar starts walking away while Joseph is still somewhat in shock that he said that to the teacher standing there. While walking away they heard Kakyoin laughing his ass off, accompanied by Jotaro's giggling.
Joseph rolls his eyes, while he and Caesar walk to their class.
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Mr. Ackerman walks into his First Period Class late,
"Oh my god,, Mr. Ackerman You're Late..?? You're gonna give yourself detention like how you do to us???"
Jolyne shouted.
"Tsk, I'll give you a detention if you don't shut up."
Jolyne being a sassy ass teen, said enthusiastically,
"Not my precious community time Mr. Ackerman. 🥺"
Levi glared at her.
"Okay, you're asking for it."
As Levi hands her a detention slip, he sees Joseph and Caesar in the corner of his eye.
"Why are you and Joseph talking, Caesar? You should be getting your math packets out, that I splendidly placed on each individual desk."
Joseph and Caesar immediately got quiet and took out the math pp packet,
"Sorry Mr. Ackerman."
They both said,
"Good."
Nothing happened for the rest of class, and the bell rung because people were too scared to get a detention from Mr. Ackerman.
