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(1st POV)
In a dark, dimly lit room somewhere in the Dreamworld, there lies several people within the room. Two people are sitting on opposite sides of a long table, where one of them is a floating fairy who has no idea what's happening. On the other side lies Sakura, (Y/N)'s odd alter, whose mysteries seem to compound with each visit.
Just who exactly is Sakura? And why does (Y/N) not know of him?
(It's shit plot reasons, move on)
"Alright, floating fairy. Talk: Who are you, who are these 6 weirdos in weirder clothing, and why are they invading the Dreamworld without my consent? Most importantly, why do I sense something familiar inside you?" Sakura demanded.
As the Archons are all chained to the wall, thanks to Sakura thinking that (Y/N) is pulling something out of his ass and preparing a prank, and Paimon is shaking, evident where her hands are jittering uncontrollably.
"I SAID TALK, FAIRY! OR ELSE I'LL PUT YOU IN A POT AND SET IT TO 4,000*C! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHENANIGANS!" Sakura shouted for the first time in a while. *Inaudible* Goddammit, I hate being an interrogator; I got fucking streams to watch."
"Or, I'll have them mind-broken, one broken bone at a time. So, if you want them to remain sane and alive, it's best if you were to-" Sakura began.
Suddenly, (Y/N) appeared in the room, and Paimon became less afraid.
"Oi, what the heck are you doing, Sakura? I told you to do an interrogation, not fucking torture! This is an interrogation room, not a black site experimentation lab where you can do whatever you want as desired. Unchain them and apologize to them NOW!" I shouted, angry.
Sakura promptly freed them, and gave an apology that was slightly overkill, but it works in the end. Now what was I supposed to do again? Oh right, interrogate Paimon about the Cagliostro, because apparently, she knows something about the book, and its overall connections between it, her, and the Unknown God.
Hmm, now these calls for some delicious lore dumping, and I'm pretty sure that I'll be safe from prying idiots that will undoubtedly ban me from Genshin Impact for potentially having classified information of its lore.
Yeah, I'll get banned for having classified lore of the game, NOT because I have 4 female Archons who will in no time get adjusted to this world, find the Internet, get mind-broken from the contents of said Internet, and go after my spinal cord between my legs.
At least I'll be safe for the time being, as they're all still in a hazy daze from being sent here by the Unknown God, Paimon, or some unnatural entity- oh wait, I remember that it was a goddamn hurricane that sent them here.
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Can natural disasters occur in Genshin Impact like how the United States suffer from tornadoes, Japan suffers from earthquakes and tsunamis, China suffers from monsoons, and the northernmost countries suffers from periodic blizzards?
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Anyways, after bashing Sakura's head with Ei's polearm, bending the pole a considerable bit in the process, I threw his limp body out of the room, deciding to conduct the interrogation of Paimon and her knowledge of the Cagliostro myself. Unlike him, I'm not nearly as prone to violence, though I can be just as, if not more, violent than Sakura. And there is a fat difference between degree of violence and frequency to enact violence.
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𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: A Human's Lines of Fate
مغامرة"So hold up. You all claim to be from another universe?" I asked. "Yes, we all are from our respective universes. How we all ended up here, we don't exactly know. However, something happened, and now we're here with you," they all said. Well, damn...
