Nagi toes disease is highly contagious and deathly
This disease has affected millions in the Danganronpa universe and has no cure.
This disease is..
homosexuality
this has affected millions
even your beloved author 😔
Nagito is one of the victims and has been spreading it wherever he goes.
The story begins with Nagito Homoeada walking down the street, with his friend Homojime Hinata.
"Hey Hajime." Nagito said. "I have a question."
"God, what is it." Hajime looked severely annoyed.
"W-Will you..
b-be my discord kitten..?"
"What the fuck no-" Hajimes response was heartbreaking.
"Well take this bitch." Nagito then coughed on Hajime and his eyes turned rainbow, one of the symptoms of the gay.
"Nagito.. your..
your cock is so hot can I be your discordy kitten?"
He pleaded as he begged on his knees.
"Step on me hot daddy cakes"
He said laying down.
"With pleasure kitten whiskers." Nagito said as he stomped on him.
"Oh my lordy lordy" Hajime replied
This is just one of the victims
The next one is that of a purple gremlin
Cockichi Oma
"SHUCHI" he yelled.
"What the hell do u want." Shuichi replied
he then noticed his rainbow orbs
"Oh fuck your...
YOURE A HOMO"
Shuichi shrieked as he ran away.
"BE HOMO WITH ME YOU HOT SON OF A BITCH"
Kokichi crawled like a spider on the ceiling goin 60 mph to catch up to shumai
"WHAT THE FUUCK"
Shuichi said with a major voice crack.
After hours of chasing Shuichi got caught by the homosexual predator we know as the purple midget
And with the slightest touch of his fingertips on shuichis skin
Shuichis eyes were rainbow
"Taste the Rainbow mf"
Kokichi yelled.
"Omfg Kokichi marry me" Shumai got a wedding ring out.
"Omg yes my cupcakeywakey"
Kokichi agreed.
So guys important lesson
getting infected by the gay can cost you your life
And-And make you want dick
or boobs
or whatever any other genders have
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
- by a gay person (if anyone gets oFfended wOops)
A/N AFTER YEARS THIS BITCH IS BACK-
Also requests are open I need motivation 🥲
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Danganronpa on crack
FanfictionI don't own Danganronpa or any of the characters used in this Literally characters on crack
