I came home from work at the Krusty krabs it was a longer line then usual so I was tired I open the door and went to feed Gary my pet snail and sat down on the couch "Patrick honey can you please help with the cleaning today I'm very tired" it was silent.. Patrick?
I look around I ran upstairs PATRICK!! "WHAT!??HUH!??WHAT HAPPENED" Patrick said he just woke up ugh he groaned Patrick all you do is lay on your ass all day your unemployed and you NEVER help with the cleaning!
Oh yea and like your soooo great he said sarcastically.
Oh yea and wth do you have to say about me? You never take me on date nights all you do is nag!
NAG!? MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE TO NAG IF YOU HELPED ME WITH THE HOUSE!!! I HATE YOU!! He yelled I'm leaving. I packed my bags but before I left I said IM WITH OUR NEIGHBOR ANYWAYS IM DONE WITH YOU!!!
I slammed the door and left my neighbor handsome squidward came rushing toward me.
He was wearing a loose tank top and shorts it showed off his muscular body.
he was sweating he was doing his morning work outs.
I was examining his abs I could see them threw his shirt..I snapped out of it uh yeah sorry he stroked my cheek with his warm hand as he wiped my tears gently he said oh honey... he placed his hand on my neck and stoked it I gulped what- what happened love?
He questioned as he softened his gaze and looked in my eyes we locked eyes.
I explained to him what happened he held me close when I was finished his warm body against mine I turned red he packed his bags as well and he said I'm coming with you!
We held hands and we took a random bus the driver announced "welcome to universe bus today we shall head to Hogwarts!"
Hogwarts? handsome squidward asked I shrugged
WHEN THEY ARIVE....
Woah this place is huge!!
I walked in and they put this weird hat on us we both got Slytherin whatever that was he sat down and this handsome blonde boy approached us he was blushing slightly um hey the names Draco
Draco Malfoy would you wanna get a cup of coffee after class maybe? Ofc me and handsome squidward said
