Smut :)

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Ronald McDonald sighed. His business had crashed. He had nowhere to go. Except here. Burger King. The Burger King had offered him a job there, and he didn't know where else to go. Ronald walked into Burger King's office and saw him on the phone. He had a pissed off look on his face, until he met eyes with Ronald. "Haha yeah bye Jack, I have someone in the office." Burger King hung up on who seemed to be Jack in the box. "So, you decided to take up my offer?" Ronald nodded with hesitation, "So take a seat, and tell me, what thinks you can make it into this fine establishment." Ronald gulped. He didn't expect an interview. Usually people just hire him on the spot. He was sick and tired of that though. At the few jobs he had before this, they just hired him for his looks, but he didn't want that. He wanted to be hired for his 'intelligence'. He was scared that Burger King wouldn't hire him though. "Well, as you know I used to own a very successful fast food restaurant, and I'm really good at helping with things, at least in my opinion," Burger King stared at him for a moment, then took out Ronald's file. "Are you really good at helping with things?" Ronald nodded, still quivering with fear. "Then why don't you help me with something. Come here." Ronald obeyed, getting the idea more and more. "Strip." Ronald obeyed again. He was in nothing but his Burger King themed underpants. Burger King smiled. He unbuckled his pants. Pulled out his 16 inch length. He pulled down Ronald's underpants and "sat him down". The rest of the day was filled with dying horse sounds coming from the room. It was torture for the employees. Ronald did get the job though. Later on they got married and had two children named Ronalda and KB.

The End :)