Germany: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Japan: How am I supposed to know?
Italy: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Japan: *sighs*
Japan: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Oneshots, Headcanons, and Sh*tposts: The Sequel (a Hetalia fanfic)
FanfictionHowdy, here's a second part to my other work (it got too long). If you haven't checked out the first part, you totally should!! Enjoy the never ending sh*tposts and whatnot. There's more to come! (I do NOT own Hetalia)