ALLEY
A dog is seen in an alley watching rumbling in a dumpster. Metatron is seen getting up from the dumpster with a sandwich he found, He quickly opens the wrapper and looks inside the sandwich.
"Oh! Pastrami... maybe." Metatron Says
The dog reaches up wanting to have some of the sandwich and starts to whine as Metatron motions to take a bite. He stops and looks at the dog with guilt. He takes some of the "Pastrami" and gives it to the dog. The dog starts to eat it and Metatron seems happy that the dog is eating. He throws the bread away and starts to look for more food in the dumpster. He quickly becomes agitated.
"I GIVE UP!" Metatron Says
Metatron suddenly appears in a bar with the dog who is now resting on the counter.
"I-I love the colorful clothes she wears
And she's already working on my brain."
Metatron Looks at the dog "Yeah, Toto. I got a feeling we aren't on Earth anymore, either."
Metatron turns around and notices someone sitting behind him and walks to him.
But I think of something I just can't explain.
And I'm picking up, I'm picking up good vibrations
"Hello?" Metatron Says
"She's giving me excitations, I'm picking up good vibrations good vibrations she's giving me excitations."
Metatron notices that it is Chuck Shurley A.K.A. Carver Edlund. Chuck waves at him and Metatron stares at him with a surprised look.
"Carver Edlund?" Chuck takes out his glasses and puts them on. "What the hell is going on here? What is this place?" Metatron Says
"It's a bar. Actually—" Chuck Says
"It's not just a bar, genius. This is one of the Big Man's constructs. I'd know His work anywhere. We were besties, you know." Metatron Says
"Well, I wouldn't exactly say—" Chuck Says
"This is some kind of punishment, isn't it? For my sins. A limbo where I get to spend eternity in a crappy bar with a hack writer." Metatron Says
"Dude—" Chuck Says
"Sorry, Chuckles. Not just any hack writer – a Prophet of The Lord. Give me a break." He walks away. "Tell me, at least, the beer is real in here."
Metatron Says, then picks up a cup and fills it up with beer.
"You really think I'm a hack?" Chuck Asks
Metatron walks back to Chuck "I have trudged through your complete oeuvre. published and unpublished. Of the metric ton of books I've read in my lifetime, Supernatural didn't even crack the top ten...thousand. Respectfully."
"You didn't like any of it?" Chuck Asks
"Mnh-mnh." Metatron Says
"Not even Home?" Chuck Asks
"No." Metatron Says
"Or All Hell Breaks Loose?" Chuck Asks
"Ugh! Way too much melodrama, and then you put yourself in the story? God!" Metatron Says
"Okay that's fair mildly constructive. Still, It doesn't justify you...burning one of my books though." Chuck Chuckles
"What are you talking about?" Metatron Says
"Tall Tales. You were monologuing to Castiel and you threw one in the fire." Chuck Says
Flashback to Metatron talking to Castiel holding the book Tall Tales by Carver Edlund and throwing it in the fire in Meta Fiction.
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