HOUSE
Crowley is looking at his reflection in a Christmas bauble. He is dressed in a onesie. The Christmas carol "Has Anybody Seen Kris Kringle" is playing and Crowley is looking gleefully at the presents under the Christmas tree. He spots one that he likes.
"Boy, oh boy." Crowley Says
Crowley grabs the present and proceeds to tear the wrapping off. Rowena walks down the stairs and enters the room. She looks unimpressed, wearing reindeer ears and bright red nose that is flashing. Crowley finishes opening the present and holds up a Sam pop vinyl to show Rowena.
"Mum! Mum, I got a Sam." Crowley Says
"Good for you, dearie." Rowena Says
Crowley grabs another presents and shakes it to see if he can guess what's inside, while Rowena sighs. There's banging on the door. Crowley and Rowena turn to look as Santa Claus aka Lucifer kicks the door in.
"Santa!" Crowley Says
"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho..." Lucifer Says
"Watchya bring me? Watchya bring me?" Crowley Asks
"Oh, let's see what Santa got for you today." Lucifer Says
Santa holds up a giant candy cane and chuckles as he stabs Crowley in the heart with it.
"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho..." Lucifer Says
Crowley gasping, with blood in his mouth "I was a good boy." He collapses to the floor, dead.
"Really Rowena? This is what you dream about?" Lucifer Says
"More of a recurring nightmare actually." She points to the reindeer ears "These don't come off. I've been having this dream for months. But you... you're new. Who are you?" Rowena Says
"Yeah, sorry my manners are a bit rusty." Lucifer Says
Lucifer pulls off the Santa beard and Rowena smiles as she realizes who it is.
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HELL
Sam is in the cell, It is dark; lighting flashes cast an eerie glow, as Sam turns to look tentatively at Lucifer.
"You? The visions... everything... it was all you?" Sam Says
"Impressive, right." Lucifer Says
"And Rowena?" Sam Says
"Did as she was told. Groupies... they're always so eager." Lucifer Says
"So you did all of that just to... to what... jump my bones?" Sam Says
"Literally." Lucifer Says
"Well, you wasted your time then. You see I know how this ends." Sam Says
"Oh, do you now?" Lucifer Says
"Yeah. You'll taunt me and you'll, ah, torture me, and I'll say no. And eventually, sooner than you think, my brother's gonna walk through that door and kick your ass." Sam Says As Lucifer laughs
"Dean? You're betting on Dean?" Lucifer Says
"I always have." Sam Says
"Oh Sam. You got me all wrong." Lucifer Says
"Ha, I doubt that." Sam Says
"No. No. I'm not here to torture ya. I mean I could."
He walks closer to Sam, who backs away until he feels the bars of the cell behind him. "I could inflict pain like you can't even imagine. I could inflict such delicious perfect pain." He pauses to stare sadistically at Sam's fearful face. "But that was so five years ago. No. I'm not going to harm a glorious little hair on that glorious little head." Lucifer Says
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FanfictionFollowing the release of the Darkness, an entity that predates Death and even God, Follow alongside the Winchesters and their allies as they find themselves fighting the most powerful supernatural entity they have ever faced. This is unlike anything...
