Nagito sighed as he logged on to discord. He was posing as a discord kitten for money and hey, people gotta do what they gotta do.
With his feminine looking face, and long white hair, he could pull off being a discord kitten. He knew his angles, and his angles brought him money.
He smiled, upon seeing 99+ messages from thristy guys. Whilst scrolling through them, he saw the most innocent looking profile.
,,H4jime"... A picture of a cat with an orange hat.
Well, seems fun.
H4jime: Hello, how are you today? 22:34
Nagiclover~: hewwwooooo!!!:3 09:32
H4jime: woah, cringe. Drop the act, i know who you are. 09:33
Huuuh? Who was he to say that?
Nagiclover~: Huuh~ What do you mean? :< 09:33
Nagiclover~: Hey!! >< don't ignowe me~ >:c 09:33
Nagiclover~:HEYYY!! 09:33
H4jime: Nagito Komaeda, the ultimate lucky student. 09:40
Huh?
Who is this? H4jime.. Ha four jime... Hajime?
...
Him?
The one I bully all day at school? The one I make fun of because he is an absolute waste of space?
Oh, haha! It's him.
IT's hiM?
Nagiclover~: Ooh, Hinata!! Haha, fancy seeing you here!
H4jime: so, my little discord kitten, if you want your secret safe, you'll have to do something for me
Ugh, god what could he waaaant...
Nagiclover~: If you want sex, no can do.
H4jime: what the fuck? are you out of your mind? I just want you to stop harrassing me, everytime you leave me alone it drives me more and more into depression, i'm seriously gonna kill myself one day if you don't stop, it's seriously getting into my head.
Woah, emo.
Nagiclover~: I'm sorry you feel that way, can't do much about it though 🤷♀️
H4jime: are you that stupid? Im blackmailing you, dipshit.
Oh, an attachment.
Downloadinggggggg... there!
Voice message from Hajime: go fuck yourself, Komaeda. If not yourself, then go fuck random people for money, whore.
Ooooh- that went straight to his dick.
Hehe, hes so hot when hes mad.
Wait, how did he even send a voice message on discord? Weird...
Nagiclover~: haha, that's hot. But we'll talk about this tomorrow at school, c u!
H4jime: go fuck yourself, nagiclover.
Authros note: i wanted to write this cuz i once read something similar to this sooo idk if i'll write part two, i'm too lazy lol. Anyways i keep saying ohh, i wont come back!!! I will. I have like one or two ideas left, but theyre gonna take a WHILE to come lol. AnywYs until next time, hope.
oh YEAH IM PROBABLY GONNA DO A GENSHIN IMPACT ONESHOT THING
(Also if you guys wanna play with me on genshin give me ur uid, i play almost everyday, and its a chance to ask me questions ;;;;;) wink wink)
I also ditched the writing style cuz it was too hard to write even if its more comfy to my eyes (dk how to explain)
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KomHina || Oneshots
Fiksi PenggemarKomahina oneshots! Purely for fun, and to better my english skills. I won't write angst cause I CANT write it. So its gonna be smut and fluff. Fluff most likely only. Danganronpa and its characters dont belong to me, obvs. Sometimes the characters a...
