⚠️🔞 This is Book 2 to my other book 'Not Just F*ck Buddies' -- Read that one first before reading this book***
Jungkook is about to get married and his friends want to take him out for a week for his bachelor party/stag-do.
Siri is the stripper hi...
We were all getting ready to go clubbing and obviously we could all hear Jimin and Siri going at it in the shower.
Because of what he said earlier to me in the van, I wasn't as jealous. Just mildly irritated.
I did get a little twinge of jealousy though when she came out and flirted with Jin. Only because I can't join. I can't do anything with her or watch any of it but can only listen to it.
Fuck. What is wrong with me?
I shouldn't even be thinking about this stuff. I'm getting fucking married in a week!
I was pulled out of my thoughts when I saw Siri coming out of a bedroom, all dressed and ready to go. Her hair was in a high ponytail and she was in a black outfit. She looked like a sexy badass chick.
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We got to a club and found an area with comfy sofas. Siri went to the bathroom, Yoongi, Namjoon and Jin went to order us drinks while the rest of us sat and waited.
Once they came back with drinks, a group of girls approached us and tried to chat us up. I obviously wasn't interested and even the guys weren't too interested either as the girls had way too much makeup on and too much fillers in their lips. Really unattractive.
One girl sat next to me and wouldn't keep her hands to herself even after I said I wasn't interested.
"Come on Handsome. I don't bite. Much." She said to me.
I was starting to feel uncomfortable and the guys were getting annoyed with the girls around us, but suddenly...
"$500!"
We all turned to the voice and saw Siri standing there looking like a boss bitch, arms crossed and an eyebrow raised and a bitchy glare at the girl flirting with me.
"Excuse me?" The girl said all confused. The guys and I were also confused.
Siri: "You gotta pay $500 if you want him. And the rest of the guys too. $500 each."
Siri stepped forward and put her hand out as if expecting money.
What the fuck? Did she smoke some crack in the bathroom or something?
"Who the hell are you?!" The girl said.
Siri: "These guys are my bitches and I'm their pimp. So $600 if you wanna dance with any of them. $1000 if you wanna sleep with one of them."
Me and the guys were stunned. She really just called us her bitches and called herself a pimp? She must have smoked some shit. Girl has gone cray cray.
"But you just said $500?" A girl sitting by Jin said.
Siri: "I'm increasing the price coz you girls are pissing me off. $700 now for one of my boys. Hand it over or leave them the fuck alone." She crossed her arms again and gave them a bitch face.
"I don't have that kind of money!" Another girl said.
Siri: "Well then hands off my merchandise. I only allow classy ladies for my men, which you girls are obviously not."
The four girls' jaws dropped and eyes widened. The guys and I tried hard to contain our laughter.
Siri: "Run along now. Come back when you can afford it." She shooed them away and the girls left confused and stunned.
Siri sat next to me with a proud smile on her face as the guys and I cracked up laughing.
"Do I not get a thank you? I got rid of the skanky girls for you all." Siri reached for a drink and skulled it and licked her lips, smiling widely afterwards.
JK: "Are you high?! You called us your bitches and said you're our pimp! Which by the way, is illegal!"
Siri: "I couldn't think of anything else so quickly that would get rid of all of them at once. You all looked uncomfortable as shit. It was painful to watch."
Jin: "I, for one, am thankful. Although, I am offended on how much you're charging for me. This face is priceless and worth more than a thousand bucks." He said while pointing to his face, making us all chuckle at him.
Siri: "Oh I'm sorry. The next group of girls that come round, I'll say you're all $5000 each." She cheekily smirked.
Jin: "No no. Just me. I'm a 10 and everyone else is an 8. They can stay at $500." He grinned.
"Yah!" "Hyung!" A few of us whined to Jin, making Siri crack up laughing.
JK: "Did you get high in the bathroom? That was a pretty fucked up idea, Noona." I chuckled.
Siri: "Wouldn't matter if I did or didn't, would it? My idea worked and they're gone." She raised an eyebrow and gave me a smirk. She then reached to the table and took a shot, giving me a sweet smile after and I swooned over that pretty smile.
After having a few drinks, Siri, Taehyung and Jimin went to dance together. Jimin was in front, grinding on her while Taehyung was behind her holding her waist. Tae was kissing along her neck while Jimin and her were kissing. They looked like they were having fun.
It reminded me of when we were back in uni and went out clubbing. Us three would take turns making-out with her on the dance floor. I loved that she didn't give a shit about what people thought about her when they saw her doing stuff like that. She only cared what we thought of her. Her best friends.
"Kookie!" I heard her shout for me. "Come dance with us!"
I shook my head no but gave her a smile. I gave an ok sign with my hand so she knew I was fine. I didn't want to be tempted to kiss her and touch her like how Jimin and Tae were.
I saw she pouted but her attention on me was gone when she saw Jin walking towards her. Her eyes lit up and she reached out for him. He took her hand and said something in her ear. I saw she giggled at whatever he said, then she said something to Jimin and Tae where they parted from her. She gave them both a kiss on the cheek and they walked back to our group.
V: "Jin-hyung asked Noona to teach him how to dance! So cute!" He said with a boxy smile as he sat down with us.
Oohh I see.
RM: "Ooh! I wanna learn how to dance!" Namjoon quickly got up and went over to where Siri and Jin were.
Jin was behind Siri at the moment while she grinded on him, a hand in his hair and his lips were by her ear. Looked like he was kissing her there.
Namjoon approached them and it looked like he asked for help too. Siri pulled him to her and held his waist, helping him to sway to the music.
Within minutes, both Namjoon and Jin had their hands on Siri and were taking turns kissing her as they swayed together.
Ugh! I was jealous again that I couldn't join...
Y: "Looks like Jin and Joon will have some fun tonight."
JH: "Dammit! I can't use that excuse! She knows I can dance from last night."
V: "Don't worry, Hyung. We have a week with Noona and she's a horny freak so I'm sure you'll get a chance."
I rolled my eyes. Everyone will get a chance to sleep with her but me.
