Jejemons

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Apparently I am fcking angry again....

As you can see there is this old rumor that exo showtime will be on TV dubbed in Tagalog (the language I keep speaking in all caps in the past few chapters)

Well apparently if this happened, the fcKIN JEJEMONS WOULD MULTIPLY

Okay a little history,

Jejemons are these people who try to be all like "swag" and try to be cool by wearing some weird clothing and even type words with numbers and sht

Tbh I don't even understand what they're typing. Maybe a bit but their grammar just sucks ass

5 things why I'm angry about them right now...

1. EXO

They keep wearing the Wolf 88 shirt and make them some sort of couple shirt.

Bro.

not cool.

First, why make it a couple shirt!? IT'S A FREAKING MERCHANDISE FOR FANS. NOT JUST A RANDOM SHIRT WITH AN AWESOME PRINT.

Okay maybe they are fans but thEY ARE A DISGRACE TO THE FANDOM.

Second, they're fake fans. Sorry not sorry but it's true. If you're not that much of a fan PLEASE don't make the shirt into a couple shirt and sht.

2. The way they type

I don't fcking understand.

It's like an alien language

Get Taehyung out of the alien subject because these are different.

I've been in a fandom before where they type with numbers and like tHiS with that :o) weird smiley thing.

It seems like they also copied that...

Also...

Their english grammar sucks

I know that I make mistakes on grammar sometimes

But them...

Let's go to number 3 shall we?

3. They try to be cool in their own way

I know originality is the best and all but...

Sometimes people need help with their originality, I MEAN THOSE STUPID RAINBOW HATS ARE PISSING ME OFF.

And they would be all like "swag"

For us asians, it would be like

Something
We
Asians
Got

For them it would be

Secretly
We
Are
Gay

(You too Justin Bieber)

Sorry not sorry.

JUST DON'T OVERDOSE IN THAT STUPID THINGS YOU FCKING DO.

Yes I said Overdose.

IGEON OVERDOSE

4. Songs

They like overrated songs

They sing it over and over again

Even it has already been one year

Please make them stop

5. Fake fan

Okay my best friend was talking to a "fan" before with a Luhan pic. The fan said that her bias is Tao and she said that she hates Luhan because she said he's ugly (blind motherfcker) but my friend asked why is Luhan her pic?

SHE SAID:

THAT HER PIC IS NOT LUHAN IT WAS TAO.

AKXBSKSND

HOLD MY HEADPHONES

HOLD MY PHONE

FIRST OF ALL, HOW DARE YOU

SECOND, ARE YOU BLIND!?

[Warning please escape for this might be all caps lock again]

Y'KNOW WHAT I'M STOPPING HERE.

Sorry if some got offended.

It's just that KNAJXNSNSN

Okay I'm calm

JEBAL! I JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS.

*flips tables*

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