She-Hulk Finale REWRITTEN

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Jen: "You know, I used to think when I was a teenager that it was so cool to have a lawyer back you up. Didn't realize the real life stakes there were, and I'm just lucky I didn't do anything just for that to happen to me."

Nikki: "Really? I still think it's cool how I'm backing up a lawyer. And I'd LITERALLY do anything for them. Including murder."

Jen: "Then they would also have to get you thrown in jail for being annoying. You'd have to hire a kind of lawyer that guilty people hire."

Nikki: "Oh, that's why I'd go to you."

Jen: "Shut up, Nik. What do you mean 'guilty'?"

Nikki: "For smashing the Devil of Hell's Kitchen, that's what."

Jen: "Why would I be guilty for smashing that ass? I think there's a reason Matt is THAT hot."

Nikki: "What?"

Jen: "He literally grew up in a place with 'kitchen' in the name. Get it? Hell's Kitchen."

Nikki: "You're cheesy, you know that?"

Jen (slightly frustrated): "No, I'm not cheesy! I'm just stating facts. Such as: The average age of gamers is 35, Harrison Ford resents Star Wars, and filipino women are the tiniest things on planet Earth."

Nikki: "Jen, you are evil. I'm not tiny!"

Jen: "Yes, you're not. Cause you're half. Josh wasn't tiny, but maybe that's cause he grew up in America."

Nikki: "What the heck...?"

Jen: "Don't 'what the heck' me! You're the one who literally just said she'd MURDER for her lawyer."

Nikki: "No, I'm just here like---what kind of conversation are we having?"

Jen: "Don't worry, the writer's about to shut us up so it's over with."

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