There was once a bean named Melinda but Melinda no like the name Melinda so Melinda rather be called Gertrude. Gertrude likes beans. Canned beans specifically.
Once Gertrude was eating can of beans while on a walk in da hood Gertrude was not looking where they were going so Gertrude bump into tord.
Tord was very spoicy.
Tord look like dis:
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He very spoicy
Gertrude looked at tord and blushed
Tord help Gertrude get off floor
Gertrude look at tord then run away because tord is hot.
Turd looked at Gertrude as they ran away
Turd is confuzzled
Gertrude now likes tord the turd.
Tord the turd might not like Gertrude back tho-
Gertrude was very scared of dat.
Gertrude arrives at Publix
She reaches for her purse and pulls out a random Wattpad smut story.
They throws it at some one and it explodes.
Person A is now dead.
Everyone stops.
Then they stare at Gertrude
This random ass kid screams:
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Everyone trys to leave but Gertrude grabs more weird smut fics and throws them at more people.
Person B is dead.
Person C is dead.
Person D is dead.
Keeps appearing at the side of their vision.
There's blood everywhere but Gertrude cant see it.
The game powers out.
Melinda takes off her head set.
She sighs as she plugged in her head set.
The day was done.
She got her money but she still didn't feel pleased.
She gets up off of her bright red gaming chair and heads to her closet. Grabbing a light blue sweater and then she heads out the door.
Jogging to the supermarket was a tough journey she had to make it past the forest then the bridge over the river after that she had to deal with the idiots in the cats honking at her when she crosses the streets.
She never understood why they honked.
After thinking of her plan she finally arrived at the forest. People said it was haunted but it was probably just the homeless people living there scaring off people that entered their tents.
The forest was really humid today Melinda's hair kept frizzing up and it was really difficult to fix it at this point. She kept aggressively thinking until she tripped on a randub tree root/branch thingy she looked up then there was a whole tribe of homeless people surrounding her.
She looked up then one of them helped her up.
She stared at the homeless people slowly inching away from them then dashing across the forest over the bridge then finally she wus at Pooblixs. She entered knowing that unlike the game she was playing she would be able to throw shitty smut books at the people then take all the groceries she needed without paying.
That's when she realized that she forgot her wallet.
Stomping her foot in anger she accidentally knocked down one of the displays in the store causing it to land on her.
7 months later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I woke up in the hospital.
What was I doing there I don't know.
I saw that there was a weird monotone beeping in my ears though.
I could see well and my voice was very rough when I tryed to speak.
The beeping got louder though slowly also for some reason I heard a voice saying a name.
be-lndaa...
Belinda?
Never heard of her before. Lol who's even named Belinda. I thought while trying to chuckle.
The beeping still is getting louder and faster.
For some reason I feel odd-
My whole body goes limp. I freak out speeding up my heart rate alot more than it already is.
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I wake up in a field of grass. Long grass.
The moon is shining. And the grass is surprisingly comfortable.
There's a barn near by. Maybe I should approach it?
I get off of the grass I feel... Lighter?
I look at my hands.
They're kinda scaley and I have those long finger nails like doja cat.
I walk towards the barn watching my every step since I could step on something again.
Again?
When was the last time I've stepped on something?
Where's the last place I've been?
How do I know doja cat?
All these questions are swirling around my head but soon I get to the barn.
There was a big door it was pretty rusty but I managed to open it with the 0.5 pounds of muscle I have.
There was hay like a barn should have but in the center of all of it was a demon. Sitting on a hammock that was hung on two of the Pillars in the barn.
They stared at me with the many eyes they had.
I stared back.
We had a staring contest for a couple of minutes. Until they broke the silence.
"Hi... Are you new here?"
"I guess, but where am I?"
"Yep she's differently new here." Said a dark voice from above.
I looked up startled. Then a black shadow quickly leaps on me.
