This string of codes is too damned charming.

Summary

Ever since I could remember, the world has felt numb to me.

Emotions; sadness, anger, happiness, even pain...they all were foreign to me. This was a fault in my character that I realized since young.

Why was I born this way?

As my youth started to fade, so did my innate curiosity to seek a reason for my odd condition slowly dispersed.

No, it would be better fitted to say that I've already found an answer, despite how delirious it sounds.

This world was a game, and I am no more than a string of codes. 

Or course I couldn't feel anything, I wasn't made to.

So why are they still chasing me?

Student Council President: "Vice president, if you can't feel my heart, then I'll make you feel the pleasure of my love."

School Outcast: "I'm being bullied, the only way to remedy my feelings is if we stay after school and..."

Childhood Friend: "We've been friends for so long, it's not a big deal if we touch each other!"

Countless suitors suddenly lined up before him, staring at him with greedy eyes with a desire to 'help' him.

Yosuke sighed, staring down at these 'suitors' with apathetic eyes. His ass started to hurt.