Louis: Hello Darling
Harry: Hello Louis
Louis: I was wondering, where do you live?
Harry: Wow. Please don't come rob me
Harry: Or rape me...
Louis: Oh don't worry I would rob you ;)
Harry:
Louis: Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife.
Harry: But I gave no kids....
Harry: ...and I'm gay.
Louis: Hide yo cat, hide yo..
Louis: Dildos?
Harry: LOUISI
Harry: WTF
Louis: chill
Harry: WTF
Harry: THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE
Harry: YOU THINK I'M STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP MY DILDOS IN PLAIN SIGHT? WHAT DO YOI TAK EM FOR? AN IDIOT?
Louis: ...
Harry: what?
Louis: You made things weird.
Harry: What? How?
Louis: Telling me about your secret dildo stash!
Harry: HOW DO I MAKE IT UNWEIRD?
Louis: You can't, it's too late.
Harry: NOOOO!!!!
Harry: I live in Cheshire!
Harry: ???
Louis: and I live in Doncaster...
Harry: are things still weird? Did I fix it?
Louis: No, things are still very weird between us.
Harry: DAMN IT
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number |l.s|
FanfictionUnknown Number: Alright, love you mum Louis: I think you've got the wrong number Unknown Number: Wait, so this isn't my mum? Louis: No, it's your daddy Unknown Number: Louis: Unknown Number: Louis: ;)
