Does a six year old know anything about politics?

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Anya pov:


I'm so bored. Spies aren't as fun as I thought.. I just want to get the bomb.


Loid pov:


I can't have her messing with my spy equiptment, so I'll hide it.


The code is 6, 1, 1, 0.


Ali pov:


Please don't tell me Anya's touching Loid's stuff..


And she is.. great.


"Anya! How about we play a game? You're Bond man, and I'm an evil villain!"


":O"


"I have taken Mr. Chimera hostage! Its up to you to save him!!"


Suddenly there was a bang and people started going in.


"Anya, cover your ears please."


Anya put her hands over her ears.


"Now then, you bitches will never lock me up, you hear me?! I won't be put down, and if you're so mad about the fact you can't stop twilight because you have no brains. It's pathetic how you grown ass men think taking a few children hostage is actually going to do shit." I ranted.


"This kid has guts, how about I shoot you in your smart-ass mouth?"


"Oh shit- if you do I'll make sure to let your mother know what I did with her last night."


"You did what?!"


"Uh- nevermind."


Loid pov:


They better not've messed up the apartment..


Oh right, I need to move the barracade.


(Loid procceeds to beat up the like few people in the house.)


"Ali! Anya!"


There's a note.. it seems to be in Ali's handwriting.


"These ugly, crusty, musty guys came in and took us, but I'm just better than them and driving people insane is what I do best. I'll spare some time for you to get the police over to wherever they're taking us. If you hear Anya cussing after this, I might be to blame."


Those two really are something, aren't they?"


What have they done.. and who sent these guys? And why?


Calm down, I have to find them.


By the looks of it, it seems that I've been compromised.


Ali pov:


"Who the hell are these kids?"


"Are they Twilight's?"


"No clue, they were in the room we got the message from."


"Whatever, we'll use them as hostages."


"Excuse me?" I wanted to get their attention.


"What?"


"I need to take a shit."


"And why the hell would I listen to you? You're a hostage now, and if you don't wanna die, we'll wait until Twilight gets here."


"Who's Twilight??"


Of course this guy's stupid, he really thinks Loid's gonna tell us about his spy carreer.


Putting himself and us in even more danger, as well as exposing himself in future missions.


I mean, really?

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