Triad

30

"Why exactly am I here with you?" Bakugou questioned as he followed Sero around the adult shop the Beta dragged him to. It was the same shop Uraraka had suggested to him, which was also on the same street as Blueflame. Loud Cloud, was the name. In all honesty people probably wouldn’t even think it was an adult shop unless they actually looked at the displays.

"I want to get something for Eiji and Denki." Sero answered distractedly, making his way down the aisle.

"But why am I here?" Bakugou questioned, crossing his arms. "I should be studying."

"You mean getting fucked silly by your boyfriends?"

"Piss off, Soy Sauce Face."

"Y'know I would've brought Mina but she had practice."

"Wow, I let you drag me to a damn sex shop to look for kinky shit to dominate your boyfriends with and that's how you treat me?" Bakugou replied.

"Don't act like I didn't have to bribe you to get you to come." Sero retorted, his eyes narrowing.

"Bakugou?" A different voice called out. Kayama's face brightened, her ever present sultry grin turning into a happy smile. "How are you?"

"I'm doing well." Bakugou responded, his eyes darting down to her small cart full of things that made him want to flush seven shades of red. "Busy weekend?"

"Oh no." She laughed. "A new sub actually, I've been meaning to come by and grab some new toys- it's important to have a variety especially when you're a pro."

"Don't you live on the other side of town?" Bakugou questioned. "Why not go to a shop over there?"

"This shop is special." Kayama answered. "The owner, Shirakumo, is a friend of Tomura's. His products are also the best on the market and he provides a great variety. We have a business agreement in place."

"Business agreement?" Bakugou asked curiously. "It's not like the ones Shitty Dad Two and Shitty Dad Three make, right?"

"Of course not!" Kayama answered with a scoff. "We use and advertise each other's services. Unlike those two knotheads we pride ourselves on making real business relations through our work not by forcing family ties... that's messy and a disaster waiting to happen."

"Well since you're a pro and all that shit maybe you could help this fucker." Bakugou began, gesturing towards Sero. "Sero, Kayama. Kayama, Sero. He wants to get something for his very, very submissive boyfriends but he knows jack shit about what he's doing."

"Shirakumo is going to love this!" Kayama laughed, her face lighting up. "Come along, come along! I'll give you both some instruction." She grabbed hold of each of their arms and began dragging them down the aisle.

"Why the fuck do I have to go to?" Bakugou grumbled.

"It's important to be informed about these things, Bakugou. You and I both know that it's only a matter of time before one of those men of yours has you on your knees... or vice versa." Kayama replied. "I'm sure they'll do well to make sure you're adequately taught but you shouldn't go in completely blind. Let's start in the anal section!"

They spent four hours, four whole hours, in the shop. By time they were done Sero had two bags full of possibilities and Bakugou's face was permanently the color of a red pepper. Somewhere between hour two and three an idea popped into his head, one that had him going to the bathroom to check that he hadn’t ruined his underwear with slick. Midoriya had rubbed off on him, that was the only explanation for this heightened level of depravity that he now felt.

They split ways after leaving the shop, Sero going to show Ashido everything he got so that she would stop texting him every five minutes and Bakugou to meet up with Todoroki. The Beta had a studio session for a solo project he was working on (and had been working on for some time) and Bakugou decided out of curiosity to tag along. It was only fair that since he'd seen Midoriya work that he watch Todoroki work as well.