Triad

32

Bakugou leaned back, nearly falling back over the arm of the couch as he laughed. His eyes were screwed shut, tears leaking out of the corners, and his stomach was starting to ache greatly.

“Wait, wait.” Hagakure gasped between laughs, tears streaking her face. “You set your dad’s hair on fire?!”

“How?!” Aoyama wheezed, his body sprawled out on the floor from where he’d been rolling around with his uncontrollable laughter.

“Well I was moving out and I knew he couldn’t touch me so I just went for it.” Todoroki answered with a shrug. “I had one of those multipurpose lighters and I waited until he passed by the stairway.”

“Oh I can’t breathe!” Kirishima moaned. “Fuck, his face must have been priceless!”

“He didn’t even notice at first.” Todoroki laughed. “The maid passed by and just started screaming her head off and then he smelt it.” Yaoyorozu made a loud snorting sound before covering her mouth in embarrassment. The action only served to make everyone laugh even more. “I’ve never seen my father run so fast in my life, he was so scared and the maid was hitting him over the head to try and smother it.”

“Oh my god!” Sero cried, wiping tears from his eyes. “It’s your turn, Mina.”

“Holy shit- okay, never have I ever been in an embarrassing video that was uploaded to YouTube.” Ashido said after taking a moment to calm down. Yaoyorozu drank.

“We had this show one time...” She started to explain. “And I fell on stage in the middle of a song. I fell so hard. It was so embarrassing!”

“I thought she had a concussion.” Tokoyami snickered. “She was just laying there spread eagle in the middle of the stage.”

“And Tenya being Tenya had dialed 119 like thirteen times.” Todoroki added. “But the best was afterwards, when we were all sure she was perfectly okay, the fans made edits of it and they had different angles and everything.”

“Oh the Hollaback Girl one is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.” Uraraka giggled.

“No!” Yaoyorozu groaned in embarrassment. “Don’t you dare show them! Who’s next?!”

“Never have I ever injured myself in a really embarrassing way.” Bakugou stated. Kaminari and Shouji both took a drink from their cups.

“Okay so I once punched a bowling ball because I was frustrated. It turns out bowling balls are pretty hard. I ended up breaking my hand." Kaminari explained, rubbing the back of his head bashfully.

“I drunkenly jumped off a twelve foot recreational climbing wall to impress a girl and broke both of my legs. It put me in a wheelchair for the rest of the summer. I told everyone I had a rock climbing accident.” Shouji said.

“You’re both crazy.” Ojiro replied with a shake of his head.

“Okay, okay never have I ever been kicked out of a bar.” Midoriya stated. Bakugou and Hagakure both drank.

“We were out for my twenty-first birthday. Baku and I were at the bar, Ashido was in the restroom, and Kiri, Sero, and Nari were on the dance floor. So we’re at the bar having shots and this Alpha sat next to me. He was basically an asshole and tried to pick us both up.” Hagakure began to explain. “So we were getting up to leave and the Alpha actually grabbed my ass. Next thing I know Bakugou’s beating the shit out the guy.”

“The owner was a piece of shit and took the Alpha’s side so we got kicked out.” Bakugou huffed. “It could of been worse though I guess... he could’ve called the cops.”