Dear J.F.P,
I've recently enjoyed various muggle authors, but Maman won't allow them in the house. She burned the last one I brought home. I mostly have to read from the library, which is all informational. I've learned loads about anatomy, did you know that your skin weighs about 4 kilograms? Can you imagine being the person to cut off all that skin from a (presumably dead) body, just to put it on a scale and then throw it out? How much do you weigh?
-Statistically yours, R.A.B
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Letters - Jegulus
FanfictionThe day after his brother ran away, Regulus Black sends a letter. If Sirius doesn't respond, someone else will.