Dear J.F.P,
Thank you for the offer, but I would rather cut my maman's skin off myself.
You have:
4 kg of skin;
8 kg of blood;
11 kg of bones;
3.9 kg of internal organs;
28 g of eyeballs.
If I cut out all of these, you would weigh 50 kgs.
If I cook and eat three servings each day, I could feed myself for 587 days, with extra to make some "beef" jerky.
-Violently yours, R.A.B
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Letters - Jegulus
FanfictionThe day after his brother ran away, Regulus Black sends a letter. If Sirius doesn't respond, someone else will.
