Regulus Abdominal Black,
That's shit parenting. I would rather not talk about cutting off somebody's skin, but I would 100% cut off your "mother's" skin.
Don't you know it's rude to ask a lady her weight? (I'm 77 kg)
-Orangely yours, J.F.P
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Letters - Jegulus
FanfictionThe day after his brother ran away, Regulus Black sends a letter. If Sirius doesn't respond, someone else will.
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Regulus Abdominal Black,
That's shit parenting. I would rather not talk about cutting off somebody's skin, but I would 100% cut off your "mother's" skin.
Don't you know it's rude to ask a lady her weight? (I'm 77 kg)
-Orangely yours, J.F.P