Escape the sports fesival

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We go to the legions hideout where we see Eri and her two moms doing her hair and talking

Eri: hey mama can you turn on the tv

Nurse Ann: of course my little apprentice

Nurse joy: of course my little jiggly puff

Both of the mothers look at each other with a is that a challenge face as they start fighting over who's going to turn on the tv for Eri as dabi just walks in and takes it

Dabi: thanks for the remote ladies

Nurse Ann/joy: HEY

Eri: let's watch my little pony uncle dabi

Dabi: it's so hard to say no to you and you know that 😑

Eri: that's what everyone says about me ☺️

Dabi: ok fine

As dabi turns on the tv the news is going live and people are going crazy right now

Nurse joy: I wonder why the news is going live right now

Nurse ann: probably just some dumbasses doing dumb shit

Nurse joy: LANGUAGE 😡😡😡

Nurse ann: whatever

Eri: hey look it's big brother

Dabi: what do you me-

As the three look at the tv they see a shootout between snipes Rebecca and David Izuku fighting Valkyrie in the air and twice and toga running around being chased by heroes with two terrified getaway drivers on their backs while kiwi tries her best to fix the truck with all the chaos going on the three then look at each other then at Eri

Nurse joy: Eri dear could you please cover your ears

Eri: ok *covers ears*

Dabi/Ann/joy: THOSE ARE OUR DUMBASSES

Dabi: I'll go find kurogiri

Nurse Ann: I'll go find overhaul

Nurse joy: I'll go get shigaraki

As the three run off to go find who they're looking for Eri takes the remote and puts on her show

Eri: yay backyardigans is on today 😁😁😁

We take to the sky's as we see the hero Valkyrie and Izuku in his hybrid hawk form battling it out

Valkyrie: you know for a villain your pretty good

Izuku: what's that supposed to mean

Valkyrie: most of my opponents are all talk and not that strong but you hawk-man you've lasted this long

Izuku: that's because we ain't your normal group of villains

Valkyrie: I can see that now show me your strength *charges*

Izuku: alright then I'll show you *charges*

While those two are battling in the air we cut back to the others doing their own thing

Twice: toga do you have a plan

Toga: nope I don't

Twice: what about you guy

Lifty: huh......💡 EHEHEHEHE

Shifty: huh......💡EHEHEHEHE

Twice: (I sense i made a mistake of some kind)

Toga: (I feel a disturbance in the blood flow)

Lifty: AHA *pulls out matches*

Shifty: AHA * pulls out sticks of dynamite*

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