1. PERIODS.
2. Trying to brush your hair.
3. When your hair gets in your mouth.
4. When you're crying and your mascara runs down your face.
5.The wind. IT BLOWS YOUR FRICKEN HAIR EVERYWHERE!!
6. Trying to hide your pad/tampon.
7. Sexist jokes.
8. 'Girls are weaker than guys'.
9.You're wearing a certain outfit and you need to pee (one piece, jumper and etc).
10.High heels hurt like a bitch.
11. BOOBS, you can't run with boobs!
12. When someone elbows you in the boob.
13. When your bra isn't comfortable.
14. When you're in public and there are certain places that start to itch and you can't do anything about it.
15. You need to squirm trying to get rid of the itch.
16. Shaving your legs and plucking your eyebrows.
17. If you have guy friends, you're considered a slut.
18. If you are pregnant, then you get to push a human person out of your body.
19. It's either bleed or baby.
20. YOU ALWAYS TEXT FIRST.
21. Insecurity.
22. If you're blonde you are known as being 'dumb'.
23. You order a salad because you like it and EVERYBODY thinks your some girl who can't eat any other food, because you're insecure or some dumb crap like that.
24. When your hair just goes EVERYWHERE and I mean EVERYWHERE.
25. Being expected to know how to cook like bitch?? Why do you think McDonalds is made?
26. Emotions.
27. When boys fart and it's funny but when girls fart it's disgusting.
28. Getting rid of a wedgy.
29. Trying to take a piss in the woods is like impossible.
30. When guys stare at your tits.
31. Breaking a nail actually HURTS LIKE A BITCH.
32. Hormones.
33. Waxing.
34. Bad hair day.
35. Your either a tomboy or a girly girl.
36. The first time you're buying a bra.
37. Pimples.
38. Getting heartbroken.
39. When you sneeze, cough or fart when you're on your period.
40. When you're wearing a white shirt and it gets wet.
41. Halloween costumesm
42. When you're buying pads or tampons and the register is a cute guy.
43. When one of your boobs is smaller/bigger than the other one.
44. Crying over every single thing.
45. When you recently painted your nails and they get chipped.
46. Sweat.
47. Wearing a skirt or a dress and it gets windy.
48. Cramps.
49. Exercise.
50. It's either you're skinny or you're an ugly fat bitch.
51. When you're the only girl and you're surrounded by boys.
52. When girls fight, it's like World War III.
53. If you're a girl you love pink.
54. Horror movies.
55. Laughing at your own joke.
56. When you sit down and your wearing shorts, then it just rides up.
57. When other girls flirt with your crush.
58. Crying over books.
59. Double standards.
60. Sometimes you make these weird noises.
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