Incorrect Quotes
Nico : I hate physical contact. And I hate hugs!
Percy : Sure...
Anna : Andy literally hugging you right now.
Nico : *blushing* This doesn't count!
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Zeus : I could kill your if I wanted to Jackson!
Andy : Yeah? So could another God or Goddess or a monster.!
Zeus :
Andy : so cold a dog
Zeus :
Andy : so could a dedicated duck
Zeus :
Andy : you aren't special Mr Drama Queen!
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Andy at age twelve:o-oh you know all of
the gods a-are cool, i don't have favorites
Andy at age seventeen: SHOUT OUT TO
HESTIA FOR BEING THE ONLY GOD
WHO HASN'T FUCKED UP MY LIFE
SHE'S THE BEST
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Annabeth and Percy Chase, age 12: never say anything bad about the gods ever. names are powerful.
Annabeth and Percy Chase, age 18: the gods? they're all pussies. hey hera. HERA. fuck you.
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Percy: Shut up Nico. You're like 11. Let the big kids talk
Nico: Shut up Percy, I'm like 85 and you're like 14 don't sass me young man.
Percy:
Nico:
Percy:
Nico: gods. Kids these days
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Nico: One time i sneezed so hard i accidentally shadow traveled into my dad's throne room.
Will: Was your dad in his throne room when you got there?
Nico: Oh yeah, I scared him so bad he screamed at the top of his lungs. I almost pissed myself laughing. He just sat back down and told me to fuck off.
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Percy: We have to get to a hospital, and we have to get there fast.
Nico: Then I should drive.
Andy: Why you?
Nico : I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
Annabeth: Okay, let's do it.
*Percy and Andy look at each other and then back at Nico and Annabeth.*
Both: No.
-Cut scene-
Everyone in the Car: *screaming*
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ELYSIAN ~ PJO
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