Striker x reader || Helluva Boss

Spring Broken pt.2

After Blitzo explained the plan then asked if anyone had questions, "Uh yeah, that was that nonsense." Moxxie said. "That wasn't a questions." Blitzo told Moxxie. "Well that wasn't a plan." you added.

"Sorry but that was a FLAWLESS presentation about what we should do."

"Hey is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asked. "Absolutely not, I forbid it, not gonna happen." Blitzo's father mode activated. "Why can't she come?" Striker asked. "Blitz is a bit over protective about Loona."

"You know the kind of FREAKS up there that'll drool all over you." Everyone breaks the fourth wall. "Well I can blend in with humans easy enought, just let me tag along."

"Wait say that again." Blitzo said "I can blend in with humans?" 

"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie wasked Loona. "Yeah don't you?" You, Millie, Blitzo and Moxxie looked at each other. "You four have been screwing around on Earth this whole time without human disguises?"

"Okay new plan! Loonie can help lure the humans to us and we'll take care of the rest. K how about that?" you looked a Striker. "It's your first mission! Are you excited."

"Yeah, I am." he replied to you. 

-on Earth-

"Now we wait." Blitzo said as placed a poster on a pole. "Sir, there is no way we are going to get enough clients at the end of the day with one horribly spely, bad grammer flyer!" Moxxie explained as a bunch of people went in line.

"Now who's first?"

-on the beach-

You were hiding under the dock. "Now remember, we can't be seen." you said. "You got the list Loonie?" Loona sniffed the paper. "Got it." she said as she transformed into a human. "loonie look at you! You look dashing!"

As Loona lured in thirsty humans, you and the others shot them. "You have really good aim." Striker said as you headshot a human. "Thanks baby."

"That's 9 kills in the bag, I'd like to see that willy snatch that orgasm that many-" Blitzo was cut off by Verosika. "All right spring breakers! You ready to get fucked up and make fucking bad choices!"

As she started singing on the one screen it said, 'Fuck you Blitzo' and the other screen 'Fuck you Y/n' you growled at this. Everyone on the beach started doing dirty shit. "Oh come on!"

"Y/n help me here!" you see Blitzo with Loona and Vortex. "No, you're on your own."you told your brother. "Okay, I understand your angry but you just need to calm down a bit." Striker held your hand.

You slowly inhaled and exhaled. "Thanks Striker." you kissed him on the forehead. Just then, the ground started shaking and you both ran over to Millie and Moxxie. A giant fish came out the water. "Oooooooh fish." Moxxie said drunkly.

The giant fish wrapped it's tounge around Moxxie and Striker.

(Just watch the video above and pretend you're saving Striker and Moxxie cause I'm lazy)

Moxxie and Striker were launched onto the land as you and Millie faught off the fish. "I love that demon~" Striker said. "Oh they definitley peg you." 

"What Blitz gross!?" he yelled, although you have pegged him a couple of times. "Well it's dead." you said as you and Millie came out the water. "Way to show off Mills and Y/n!" 

"Is Mox and Striker okay?"

"Oh yeah they're fine"

"Uh is Mox drunk?" you asked because he was acting weird. "Yep."

"Blitzo, Y/n." you heard Verosika's annoying voice. "Great the whore!"

"That was handled rather, obvious. Don't ya think?"

"I don't think this belongs to any of us.Would be a shame if everyone found out that you guys were behind the giant fish monster." you said with a smirk. "Oh Satan, you will be so FUCKED (idk what he said)." Moxxie said as he fell on the floor.

"A human called me a possum, I am NOT a possum."

Long story short, you got the parking.

Bonus :

"Hey Striker, Ive been wondering..since you were kicked out of Millie's parent's farm. Where do you stay?"

"I stay at a motel." you though for a moment. "Why don't you move in with me and Blitz?" you suggested. "Will it be okay with him?"

"He doesn't really have a choice." you pulled his hat over his face. "Well then, looks like I'm moving in."

-at the house-

"You've got a nice place."

"Thanks, you can sleep in my room, I'll just sleep on the floor."

"No, no, I'll sleep on the floor."

Blitzo butted in "Just sleep in the same bed."

"Okay" you and Striker said at the same time..

-bed time-

"Hey y/n?"

"hmm?"

"Can you...play with my tail again?"

"Okay~"