Striker x reader || Helluva Boss

Truth seekers pt.2

Agent 1 : Male
Agent 2 : Female
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"Oh you're stupid huh, I can work with stupid daddy/mommy likey dummy." you said playfully. Striker, Mox and Blitzo started laughing, "Good one Mx, mommy/daddy likey-" Moxxie couldn't finish his sentence due to laughing.

"You better stop laughing at us!" the female stomped her foor in anger. "Yeah! You are the ones at our mercy!" the male pulled on your shirt collar. "It's hard to resist, I'm sorry , you've had us tied here for hours and you haven't even had us comfirm what exactly we are."

"What are you?" the female asked you. "I'm (zodiac sign)."

"Woo, smart guy huh?" the male clapped his hands. "One more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!" the female yelled. "Getting kinky." Striker said. The two humans were suprised and backed up into the door. 

"We aren't playing any aviled demon kinks!" the male screamed. "Well that's what it sounded like backk there, you sicko!"

"Please don't give them ideas sir.."

"Why not? I know the shit you're into."

The male screamed again, "We aren't gettin kinky with yous!"

"Calm down one! Don't let these monsters get to you." the female, well two I guess said. "Ouch! Oooooo such an insult! Let me know when you come up with something creative to call us, you polly package of horse shit."

"Yeah, and aren't we gonna get our phone call bitch?" Blitzo said to agent one. "Oh and who are you goings to call?" agent one asked Blitzo. "Your FAT mom thanking her for a FAT time!" Blitzo said. "Nice try demon, his fat mom is DEAD." agent one started crying.

"Akward..."

Blitzo kept insulty agent one's mom, "Stop insulting my mother, she's dead!" you kinda felt bad. "Hey hey, let's just leave them here until they feel like talkin." agent two took her friend the the other room while Blitzo sat there looking proud.

Then he started struggling. "Don't worry guys, if we keep being obnoxious then they'll slip up and well get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fuckin with them until they get so frustrated they stop thinking clearly, it usually works."

"I'm just so worried about Millie, she's on her way by now, I'm sure." Moxxie told you. "Ugh, she'll be fine Moxxie, it would take a hippo to tke out that woman when she's upset." As Blitzo and Mox were taking, you noticed some kind of green smoke coming out the vents.

You nuged Striker and gestured to the smoke, his eyes widened. "Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie!" Blitzo started yelling at Mox. "It's always "oh hows Millie?" "I can't tonight I'm hanging with Millie" "I'm so worried about Millie" AND SHE'S ALWAYS FIVE FUCKING FEET AWAY FROM YOU, it's pathetic."

"That was oddly personal..." Moxxie said. "Yeah your right how the fuck did I let my gut spill all that?" Blitzo wondered. "Maybe because of this unkown smike in the room?" you told Mox and Blitzo.

"Just uh, ask someone something specific they wouldn't normally tell you." You told Blitzo. "okay uh, Striker, does y/n ever peg you?"

"Sometimes." Striker said with blush covering his face. "What! Ew Blitz!" Striker yelled. "Fuckin new it."

"Well your suit is tacky!" Striker yelled back as Blitzo gasped in horror. "You do have a tacky suit...." Moxxie said. "Well you have shitty taste in music! Shit, I'm sorry!" Blitzo yelled back. "You both said you liked thta music I recomenned to you!"

"We lied! We left half way through!" You, Blitzo and Mox started crying. "Y-you both said you loved it!"

"It was awful Moxxie! IT WAS ABOUT UGLY HORNY CATS!" 

"Guys, just don't breathe in the gas." Striker said, you inhales and held your breathe but Moxxie and Blitzo kept crying. "This is all your fault Moxxie!" - "How is this my fault!"

You and Striker looked at each other in concern.

(Moxxie slayed that dress)

-timeskip-

A while later, the gas was gone and Blitzo and Mox woke up. "You're awake!"

"Yeah..Sir, do you remember what you said to me on the first day of the company?" it was silent in the room. "Not really." Blitzo spoke up. "I do. You told me I did a good job and you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgemental, but you said that because I needed it and it helped."

"Look Mox, we're hard on you cause we know what you're capable of." you told your short friend. "You care too much about what everyone thinks except for Blitz because his opinion is correct." Striker said.

"Just keep doing a good job k? You shoot and kill good, you escape easly, you can be strategic and cold blooded when you want to be and don't expect anymore complements, I'm all maxed out." Both you and Blitzo said.

"Thank you Sir and Mx." Moxxie thanked you two. "You know our names, fucking use them." Blitzo replied. "Thanks Blitz and Y/n."

Striker : 🧍

Just then, Loona and Millie came crashing threw the ceiling. "There's my Millie!" Millie came to untie you. "Impressive work Mills! How'd you get here by yourself?" Once Millie untied you, you went to untie Striker. You both realized that your tails were tangeled.

"C'mon Y/n." Blitzo grabbed your wrist and dragged you (along with Striker) out the room. "We can untie our tails later."

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