"And then the guy jumps on me and kisses me without me having time to react."
We burst out laughing under the kiosk, eating the cakes and candies we bought at the grocery store.
"And did you guys slept together?" asks Judy.
She looks away with a smile.
"Oh, my goodness! Tell us!"
"Are you sure? I don't want to shock you."
"Just because we live in the countryside doesn't mean it's going to shock us."
"Have any of you ever done it?"
"Angel didn't, but I nearly did with Kimberley's current boyfriend."
"While he was with her?!"
"It's more complicated than that... He was in love with both of us, but I wanted him to make a choice obviously. He was about to choose me until he confessed that he'd slept with her. Thank God my parents intervened before we had sex."
"And you, Angel? Why haven't you ever done it?"
"I'm not interested."
"Translation being that she's too shy and devotes her life to helping her parents."
"I see. Well... Would you like me to give you some advice from experience?"
I watch Judy get excited on the spot. I explode a cake wrapper and shove it in my mouth. Danbi is much younger than we are and seems to have more experience than half the people here.
"First of all, there's no point in perfuming your pussy. It washes itself and real men like it natural. The same goes for hair. If it disgusts him, next. Only kids drink orange juice without pulp."
I lower my head, staring at the tips of my shoes.
"And for the, what should we call it... ?"
"Their machine."
We laugh lightly. I take a few sips from my juice carton.
"Some machines are circumcised and some aren't, but it doesn't really matter. That's not really the interesting part. If you want to discover something crazy, ask them to try playing with their tongues on your pussy. That's even better than penetration itself."
I squeeze my thighs together as I watch her, completely absorbed by her words. I shake my head as I imagine Reid's head between my legs. I get goose bumps, my lower belly heats up.
"Men or women, the golden rule is to make sure both have had an orgasm."
"Have you ever had one?"
She shakes her head.
"Never, the guy was too wild and hurt me more than anything else. I think I should try it with the girls. Kimberley seems like a good match."
We burst out laughing, shaking our heads and making Danbi frown.
"Kimberley is 100% straight."
"That's because she doesn't know what it's like to be a lesbian. You know, I think... I think that deep down, we're all bi. Women are so beautiful that we're inevitably attracted to them."
I raise an eyebrow slightly, which makes Danbi laugh.
"Relax, I'm not attracted to you that way. You guys are my first friends."
"What do you mean?"
"Well... Since I've been here, you're the first people I've talked to. Leaving aside the less than cordial exchange with the dumb blonde."
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Farm Tag
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