Pterodactyl attacks

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Chernobyl, Ukraine April 25th 1986 approximately 18 hours before the nuclear explosion in Eastern Europe Ukraine was still part of USSR. Dave Mustaine ,a Ukrainian woman, was walking with her lovely daughter,Saddam Hussein, When a giant pterodactyl picked up her daughter and ripped her head off. Dave Mustaine shouted viciously
      "Я все ще ненавидів їїі завжди будецей шлях!"
And kept walking. Mustaine arrived home and took off his pink flip flops and locked the door. Mustaine ate fish sticks and turned on a bath. He put in a purple bath bomb and laid in the tub for about 25 minutes. He got out and wiped himself dry. He then read the newspaper for and hour and fell into a deep,deep sleep.

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