So as you can see, this book is just a random book, and by the time you finish this book, you are probably going to be scared of me. This book is random, so if one chapter is about Apples, and the other chapter is about Microwaves, I don't want comments of how I am stupid enough to change the plot. Now sit back, and eat a bag of apples as you read the book that is worthy of an award congratulating how bad I am at writing. Thank you.
*lights go dim*
*Keeping up with the kardashians plays*
Sorry wrong film.
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