"So, derpington, is it?"
"Yes."
"What did he say to you before he bought the pizza?"
"He said he would buy pizza, but I was going to pay for it."
*Gasps from audience*
"And how did this make you feel, derpington?"
"I felt lonely and I felt bored and tired and hungry and happy and weird and sick and-"
40 years later.
"So yeah that's how I felt"
"Sorry derpington, but the host died about a while ago while you were talking."
*Mass uprising*
"SHE KILLED DERP"
"WHAT DO WE DO"
"IM DYING"
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