There once was a man named... Jim. *Gasps* and this man was in a field one day singing to a bag of carrots. *gasps* This dude is just singing to carrots, nothing big. So everyone stop gasping and SHUT UP. *clears throat* while this man was singing, he noticed that a bag of apples that seemed very lonely. He walked toward the bag slowly and peeked into the brown pouch. Then everyone died. The end.*man yells from crowd* YEY. *wins award for best story*
