Why did the potato go the party? TO DO THE MASH! HAHAHA *chokes*
What did the apple say to the other Apple? APPLE! HAHAHDJWHSUEHFIEHD
OK, THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY NOT BAD. what did the man say to the other man? MAN WE LOOK LIKE MEN! KFNQKDNFISNDISNDJSIFNWOFNECNRIAOXJCNDIJWIDJEIDIEOWKSJDISKDJDOWJDIEJDIFJJEIFJEIFIEJDJRIEIJFJEIFHRIRJRIRJFIRJFFIFJEIOSJSKFFKFJDI.