They are waves that have a micro power implanted in their brains. The micro part of the word stands for "app" and the second part of the word "le" makes the word "apple", so technically, apples are safe to put in the microwave. I got this from a web site called www.IAmDerpy.com (It is fake, don't do it. I think you already knew that. -Derp tips)
We can make one Apple explode, if we can join the Apple explosion Union together. Who's with me? *one person from the crowd* I am with you. Unless I have the risk of dying, then don't talk to me. *Soul singers group comes out of nowhere*. Don't talk to deeeerrrrppppp-HEEEEEEEE *everyone claps and leaves the room*
