The Overlords Greatest Weakness

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For what seemed like the twentieth time, Gundham adjusted the purple scarf on his neck. It was finally saturday, Gundhams favorite day of the week.

Gundham and Sonia were supposed to be go out, but this morning she unfortunately decided to cancel since she had duties to attend too. To fill in for the empty day, Gundham decided to go to the mall in hopes of buying more crystals for his small collection.
He looked at himself in the mirror and decided he looked good enough for a quick trip to Towa City Mall.
A black t shirt, black cargos with two wallet chains for a bit of spice, and black demonias. He moved his hair out of his eyes for the tenth time that morning and grabbed his wallet, heading out the door.

Walking along the sidewalk, Gundham glanced over at the many familiar faces in their respective friend groups, walking together and probably gossiping about various other students. Many of the Hopes Peak students decided to go out on saturdays, since sundays they'd go to Hopes Peak to do "jobs" which matched their talents. It always crossed Gundhams mind to hang out in groups like the other kids. He was actually pretty lonely, only really socializing with Sonia. But at the same time it wasn't like he really cared. After all, what was a powerful being like himself doing socializing with foolish humans who spoke about nothing but other people. He picked up his pace and ignored the small jealous feeling growing inside of him. If he was honest with himself, Gundham would enjoy having a small circle of friends instead of just being in solitude all the time and only speaking socially to one person. Though it can't be helped can it? Gundham was much to nervous to approach new people anyway.
Gundham frowned at the thought and finally reached his destination. Smiling proudly, he felt his Devas scurry through his scarf and one by one poke their heads out to see where they've arrived.

"Alas! I have made it to the realm humans call..the mall! Here, I shall explore artifacts which will assist me in world domination to take back to my realm! FUAHAHAHA!" Gundham began to march inside the Mall, all the while telling his hamsters of his plan of destruction.
Bystanders gave the boy a concerned look as he walked through, but of course, it would only fuel the boys ego.

Finally inside, he observed his surroundings. It's not like he'd never been here before, but he enjoyed looking around because something new always happened. The mall seemed to be pretty empty today, making Gundham feel relieved. Not that he was scared of the fact he might have to socialize if course! After all, Immortal beings such as him are no match to puny humans!
He began to make his way towards the crystal shop, owned by none other than The Ultimate Clairvoyant. As he opened the door, The man looked up from the desk and looked happy to see him.

Yasuhiro and Gundham weren't close, but had an employee and a regular customer relationship. Though Gundham wasn't fond of Yasuhiro prices, the Ultimate Crystallographers shop was currently closed, so this was his best option.

"Yooo Tanakaaa! What's up dude!" He waved, slurring his words a bit. Gundham frowned, seriously when is this dude not buzzed?
"Hmph. A ridiculous question to ask. Though I am from the firey pits of hell, I too know simple things such as this! What is above us, is the ceiling you fool!"
"..." Yasuhiro stayed quiet with a smile. He was used to Gundhams way of speaking and didn't even bother to ask him to translate. He waited until the boy stiffened up and covered his face with his scarf, hiding his blush.
"However..if you weren't questioning my intelligence..I am doing fine.."

Yasuhiro beamed and raised his hands.
"Great! Whatcha here for? Oh would you like a reading?" he began to pull out his tarot card box.
"I've actually raised my prices just a tiny bit so-"
"Silence you fool! I will not fall for your trickery and outrageous prices! The only artifacts I shall buy from you are those that are necessary! Not to mention, a 30% rate of victory and truth is absolutely horrendous!"
"Aw cmon man! A 30% success rate ain't even bad! And it's not trickery!" Yasuhiro began to plead with Gundham who shook his head and threw back insults at him.

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