You're In Love! Aren't you Tanaka?

A God Does Not Fall In Love!

Izuru and Gundham sat in silence.
It was 2 days after..that happened. What was supposed to be a normal Monday turned into the day Cupid decided to pierce it's arrow through Gundhams heart and cause his body to kiss the beautiful boy in front of him. Since then, Kazuichi had been trying to speak to Gundham but Gundham attempted to avoid him. He refused to speak about the subject and their classmates speculated that they'll go back to fighting soon.
Of course, Gundham felt immense pain. The boy who had given him a lot of friendships, he just ruined what was between them. He ruined their perfectly fine platonic affection with his stupid romantic feelings.

"You're upset."
Izuru didn't even bother to look over at Gundham, instead, he fed the Devas who were trying to get inside of his bento box bits of boiled egg.

"Your observations are correct."
Gundham squeezed a packet of vegan ranch onto his salad and began to mix it in.

"What happened? I do have ultimate counseling skills you know..I can help."
Izuru watched the hamsters fight over a larger piece of boiled egg he had given them, Cham P ultimately just decided to shove the whole thing into his mouth and scurry around.

Gundham hesitated, he knew Izuru could easily find out..but hell that dude was probably the Ultimate gossiper and could easily tell his secrets, he simply shrugged and they fell into silence for a bit longer.

"Gundham, do you like Kazuichi?" Izuru asked, beginning to play with his hair strands.

"H-How dare you! That is absolutely preposterous! To assume that I, Gundham Tanaka, would have those mortal feelings! A God does not fall in love! I shall not fall too these mortal feelings no matter how entrancing Kazuichi may be!"

Izuru looked Gundham up and down briefly before speaking.

"Tanaka..are you going commando?"

"Hmph! So I see your observations also extend to such perverse thoughts! You too will soon realize one day, that allowing yourself to breathe freely 'down there' has many benefits!"
"What the hell."

The two were soon interrupted by a certain yakuza approaching them.
"Oi!" Fuyuhiko waved to them, he looked a bit..too happy and had a happy grin on his face. He walked over and sat right next to Gundham, sighing happily.

The three were sitting under a large preach tree, surrounded by the ripe fruits. Every so often, a student would come to pick some and it'd usually be the Ultimate gardener or the Ultimate fruit picker, though they never dared to disturb them..probably because of Izurus presence.
The three sat under the shade and didn't speak with each other, it was mainly just Izuru and Gundham watching as Fuyuhiko began to smile, giggle, and blush out of nowhere.

"What has gotten into you Angry one? You seem to express the feelings of happiness, this is most unexpected from an angry being such as yourself." Gundham stared at Fuyuhiko questioningly.

"Oh Shuddup! just cause your life is all black and gloomy doesn't mean mine has to be!" Fuyuhiko shot back, hiding the lower half of his face so the others couldn't see his blush.
"How dare you! It is not all black and gloomy!"
"Yeah okay nerd whatever!"

They stayed quiet for a few more seconds before Izuru spoke.

"Did you and Hajime kiss?"

At that Fuyuhikos eyes widened and he stood up, starting to stumble and loose his balance. Once situated, he pointed an accusing finger at Izuru.

"What!? No! What are ya some kind of stalker!?" He yelled, his face growing redder.

"Hm..While i do have stalking skills..No. I just see how you two act with each other. And he swings his legs when he texts you." Izuru added, watching the Devas start to bicker over another piece of egg.
"H-He does!? I mean- why do you know this!?"