barney x mario

chapter 1

MARIO’S POV

Mario was climbing through the tiny little tube. His fat little body was losing circulation and he was afraid of the dark. Not to mention how terrible this tube smelt, but Qibli had triple quadruple double Triple dog dared him to jump
in, and Mario could never turn down a dare.

Suddenly, Mario caught a glimpse of light. Fresh, cold, air conditioned air filled his lungs. His big fat nose broke through the small gap.

He managed to squeeze his arms through as well and pulled himself up. He realized that he was in a toilet, in a bathroom, in a hallway, in a house, on someone’s property, on their street, in that neighborhood, in that town, in the state, in the country, on that continent, on that side of the equator, on that planet, in that solar system, in that galaxy, and in that universe. He looked up and saw a ✨BEAUTIFUL✨ purple dinosaur. He had big, flat teeth, and beady eyes.

“ARHG! WHEN DID I BECOME SO UGLY?!” The dinosaur screeched.

Mario also started screeching because, “You aren’t ugly!” Mario said.

The purple dinosaur stopped, “Oh you’re not my toilet bowl reflection? And yes I am SO HOT!”

“What is your name?” Mario asked, starstruck by the sheer beauty of the dinosaur.

“I am Barney, tiny peasant, such and ugly name for such a handsome dinosaur,” he sighed, gazing off into the mirror on the wall.

“Wwoooaaaaahhhhhh,” Mario said. He was in love. With Barney.

There was a knock on the door.

“HIDE,” said Barney, stuffing Mario down the toilet once again. Mario sat in darkness for a very loooonnnnngggggg, when he finally emerged.