Hanako Saga - Dragon ball fanfic

Chapter 3 - Yamcha the bandit

I yawned as we continued down the river in a boat. "Hey Bulma, how much further?" Goku stared at Bulma as he placed his hands behind his head. "I'll check, we should almost there by now." Bulma started rummaging through her orange bag. "Ugh, I can't find it!" Bulma looked at me and smiled. "Hanako, mind finding me the map?" I nodded getting off the middle seat in the back and began looking for the map. "Found it! Here you go Bulma." I handed Bulma the map. "Thanks, Hanako." Bulma looked at it. "Hanako sit in the passager seat, it's got to be better than sitting back there with those two, you must be cramped." I nodded grabbing my bag and sat up there with Bulma as she continues to stare at the map. "Bulma, where are going? Is it really that far out?" Bulma smiled at me and shook her head. "We're almost there, it's a place called Fire Mountain." I knitted my brows in confusion. "That place sounds familiar." Oolong jumped up from his seat and yelled at us. "Fire Mountain, are you crazy?! There's no way you're dragging me near that place!" Oolong growled angrily at us. Goku walked over and asked curiously. "What's so scary about a mountain?" Oolong turned to him and pointed at him. "For starters that place is always on fire and it's the home of the terrible Ox King, do you understand now?" I blinked a couple time and I turned around to face them. "Is it really that bad, maybe the guy isn't as mean as you say." Bulma sighed at Oolong attempt to stop us from going. "Relax Oolong Goku and Hanako can handle him when the time comes to fight some old Ox."

Oolong stood up. "I don't know about that I heard the Ox King is the strongest guy in the whole world, they say he's over ten feet tall and weighs five hundred pounds." Oolong made a fearful face at us. "People say he's always on the prowl for anyone tying to climb up his mountain and his castle. He carries a giant battle axe and he knows how to use it too. He's been terrorizing the country side for years and people say if you meet the Ox King there's only one thing you can do, run! If he catches you, you'll get a really close shave!" Bulma looked back at him. "You really heard that?" Oolong nodded and grew happy hearing a challenge. "So cool, I can't wait to fight him!" Oolong glared at me. "If you want to fight that unhappy giant, then be my guest! I'm out!"

Oolong jumped up and turned into a orange fish. Bulma stopped the boat and Oolong dived in the water. "Hey!" Goku stood up and started taking off his clothes so they wouldn't get wet in the water. "Don't worry, I'll get him!" Goku dived into the water after him. "Careful Goku!" I crossed my arms furious with Oolong. "He's such a coward!" Goku soon came back up to the surface. "I lost him." Bulma chuckled a bit. "If you want catch a fish, you need the right kind of bait." Bulma grabbed a fishing rod and a pair of underwear and placed them on the hooked. Because Bulma did that we caught Oolong and we were able to continue onward.

As we were driving by the water Goku stomach growled. "Hey Hanako, I'm hungry." I rubbed my stomach and nodded. "I'm hungry too, guess it's time for lunch." Goku smiled as his tail wagged. "Yeah!" I went into the compartment in the boat where Bulma had put the food. I passed Goku some silverware and my face dropped. "T-The food's gone!" Goku glared at Oolong. "Why is all the food gone, did you make a pig of yourself?" Oolong looked back at him. "Unfortunate choice of words but the outdoors do make me hungry."

Bulma handed out a food pill to him. "Here Oolong take this special vitamin, it'll fill you up and give you strength." Oolong stared at it questionably. "Doesn't look like anything much but I'll try it." Oolong put it in his mouth and Bulma smiled. "It's made from all natural Ingredients." Oolong ate the vitamin. "I just hope you health nuts don't eat pork." Goku smiled at Bulma. "What's about me Bulma, I'm hungry too?" Bulma smile dropped and looked back at Goku. "Sorry Goku, but that was the last one." I smiled at Goku picking up my bag which made Oolong jump. "It's okay Goku, grandpa packed me some snacks! I'll share some with you...?!" I got really mad, why? Because all of my food is gone. I turned around and glared at Oolong. "You porker! You even ate my pork buns!" Oolong's eyes widened and he gagged. "Oh my god, that's nasty! I didn't know they were pork! I'm gonna be sick!" I crossed my arms sniffling. "Serves you right, food thief!"