jean: we need to distract these guys.
albedo: leave it to me.
albedo: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
diluc & kaeya: *immediately starts arguing*
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beidou: send dudes
ningguang: you mean nudes?
beidou: im in a fight. i need more men.
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zhongli: how do i make this my ring tone???
hu tao: dumbass
xiao: 38.8977° N, 77.0365° W. is this you?
hu tao: im sorry
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chongyun: theres a boy i really like but idk how to tell him.
xingqiu: ask him to go out to dinner this weekend.
chongyun: do you want to go out to dinner this weekend?
xingqiu: no i mean ask him
chongyun: i literally just did
xingqiu: what did he say?
chongyun: idk you tell me
xingqiu: what do you mean
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itto: there's a fucking oul outside
itto: ouwl
itto: owul
itto: houl
itto: oul
itto: hwo the fuck do you spell it
itto: hoot hoot
itto: theres a hooter outside my windoe
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razor: can't
bennett: cannot
albedo: henceforth, i am unable to can
kazuha: thereupon i seem to be at a loss of an ability to can
fischl: in the light of this predicament i have come to the conclusion that i am unable to perform the act of canning
zhongli: it would be quite untowards of me to not pay mention of the unfortunate fact that, although it pains me greatly to say, i am unable to assist you in this particular endeavor. my friends, pray forgive my inability to provide assistance in this most dire and pressing of moments.
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cyno: tighnari
cyno: tighnari
cyno: tighnari
tighnari: what
cyno: did you hear about that italian chef that died
tighnari: no, why?
cyno: he pasta way
tighnari: i hate you
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xiao: stop talking to me.
xiao: text me back wtf
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kaveh: 3 kg rice
kaveh: 5 kg wheat
kaveh: 1 kg salt
kaveh: 1/2 cucumber
alhaitham: wtf?? what the hell are these??
kaveh: when did you unblock me?
kaveh: i used to write my grocery list here
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sara: im going to take you out.
itto: great, it's a date!
sara: i meant that as a threat.
itto: see you at five!
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zhongli: what is kin
venti: u look at a character and you go "oh shit thats me"
zhongli: *sees rock* yea thats me
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jean: we're short staffed for tonight.
kaeya: damn thats crazy, good luck tho
jean: we could use some extra help.
kaeya: yea i bet
kaeya: good luck man
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scaramouche: i prevented a murder today.
nahida: really? how did you do that?
scaramouche: self control.
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lumine: scaramouche, stop! this isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
scaramouche: well of course i have. have you ever tried going mad without power? it's boring.
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Fanfiction"that's a bad idea" "uh huh" "im assuming you already did it" "yuppers" - incorrect quotes & other stuff i gathered from the vast sea of knowledge known as the internet
