venti, buying alcohol: *counting on his fingers*
store cashier: i only asked how old you are
venti: can you shut the fuck up for a second?
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sayu: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
thoma: *crouches down*
ayato: *kneels down*
itto: *sits on the floor*
sayu: i hate all of you.
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aether: *gently taps table*
paimon: *taps back*
xiangling: what are they doing?
xingqiu: morse code.
aether: *aggressively taps table*
paimon: *slams hands down*
paimon: YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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albedo: hang on
albedo: if tomato is a fruit
albedo: does that make ketchup a smoothie
albedo: does that make pizza a tart
albedo: guys i'm having a crisis here
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*wanderer recovering his memories*
nahida: guys he's about to say his first words!
wanderer: DIE-
nahida: yup that's him
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tighnari: did you buy eggs like i asked?
cyno: even better.
tighnari: What the fuck did you-
cyno: *holding up a chicken* her name is fluffy.
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kaeya, putting their hands over diluc's eyes: guess who!
diluc: it's either kaeya or the cold, clammy hands of death.
kaeya, putting their hands away: it's kaeya!
diluc: dammit.
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tsaritsa: scaramouche is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' fridays.
tsaritsa: no matter how many times you say please, scaramouche. we won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.
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scaramouche: my assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
nahida: ...don't you mean benevolence?
scaramouche: no.
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aether: are you a cuddler?
xiao: i'm a machine of death and destruction.
aether:
xiao: ...yeah, i'm a cuddler.
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chongyun: ur so amazing
xingqiu: ur incredible
chongyun: ur astounding
xingqiu: ur remarkable
chongyun: ur unparalleled
xingqiu: ur extraordinary
chongyun: ur fantastic
xingqiu: ur stunning
chongyun: ur bewildering
xingqiu: ur phenomenal
chongyun: ur wonderful
xingqiu: ur gay
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kaeya: may i sit here?
albedo: that's my lap.
kaeya: that doesn't answer my question, albedo.
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zhongli: hey, do any of my followers know how to render really good?
xiao: i can render my enemies immobile.
zhongli: i meant 3D computer renders but i'll keep you in mind for future reference.
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itto: i'm incredibly fast at math.
thoma: alright, what's 30x17?
itto: 47.
thoma: that's not even close.
itto: but it was fast.
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cyno: i know one person who finds me funny!
tighnari: okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
cyno: okay then i'm out.
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scaramouche: we can't lose. because we have this. *points to their chest*
aether: we have heart?
scaramouche: heart? no, me. i'm pointing at myself. i'm going to win this for us.
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