Hank and the gang received a mission from 2B. The job was simple, blow up some Improbability Drives. They infiltrate the AAHW tower, blow up the mentioned Improbability Drive. Suddenly it all turns to a shit show sunday when, a clown with the abilit...
Hank: *gasp* Great, Tricky can self destruct how fucking great. Doc get my sword ready we're going clow- AHHH MY EYES! WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT!
Hank takes time to look around. He was in a middle of a forest, but the forest had all sorts of colors. Hank pinches himself to see if this was dream, and then remembers that he had a super high pain tolerance.
Hank: Doc either gave me too much Morphine, or I'm really just tripping balls. Hope Tricky left a note somewhere.
Hank searched around the forest to look for a note. Hank lifted up rocks, climbed trees, and checked his pockets to look for a note. Hank felt like there was no note, and leaned on a tree. He felt something on his back, and pulled out a combat knife out.
Hank: Of course put it somewhere I couldn't find it. Fucking clown bitch.
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Dear HAAAANNNKK
You have been transported to a certain hentai game I used to play. Here is the premise, monster girls need semen in order to survive. You will get defeated if a monster girl takes your semen you're fucked literally. Just follow a boy with purple hair, and complete the quest.
(P.S. I made a gift for your birthday. It's a P90 with infinite ammo. There's an improbability drive in it. It's in a tree hole)
- Love Tricky
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Hank: What. The. Fuck. What even is a monster girl?! What do you mean by take your semen?! How the fuck did he know that was my birthday?! Am I even on drugs?! Whatever I'll get my birthday present.
Hank walked over to a tree with a hole in it. He reached in and pulled out a present. That exploded in his face appearing as a P90. He also noticed the Dragon Sword that was hiding in the tree.
Hank: Thanks Tricky. I will totally give you a gift for your birthday.
Hank walked towards a village. The village was quite small, but it didn't really matter.
Hank: Hey does anyone kn-
Villager: Everyone, hide in your houses! Quickly, before the monster comes into the village.
Hank: Pretty rude innit bruv? I'm not that ugly.
Hank continued to walk to the village to see a small purple haired boy fighting a blue slime looking thing. The boy had his leg stuck by some goop of slime.
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